Articles labeled: disney

Tsk. Tsk.

Where are the Disney handlers to corrall these no-good, neuvo riche brats underground. This is the kind of publicity that makes parents cry.

Well, at least Zac and Vanessa are still together. Thank God. HSM3 just wouldn’t be the same without their puppy eye’d chemistry.

LOS ANGELES — Despite reports that Disney darlings Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have parted ways, Pop Tarts can assure you the two young lovers are still making more than music.

Tarts popped the pop prince and princess getting intimate at their own little booth at Hollywood’s hottest hole-in-the-wall, Lola’s, on Friday night. The dancing duo sipped a selection of signature martinis in between constant kisses and cuddles. (What happened to being 21?)

Miley Cyrus, AKA “Hannah Montana” turns 15 and the only thing she wants is family time, in Nashville. (Why do I get the feeling that wish was rehearsed by her handlers?)

NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) — Miley Cyrus celebrated turning 15 Friday with more than 15,000 hometown friends, who serenaded her with “Happy Birthday” toward the end of her concert, complete with pyrotechnic displays and a cake delivered onstage.

“I’ll tell you guys that my main wish when my parents asked me, ‘Miley, what do you want for your 15th birthday?’, the only thing that I had to say was, ‘I want to be here at home with Nashville and all of you guys,’ ” the star of the hit Disney TV show “Hannah Montana” told the crowd, according to People.com.

What?? According to this article, people spreading ashes all over Disneyland happens all the time??

Crazy-ass people!

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Disneyland officials will likely never know whether the woman who sprinkled some sort of powder onto the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride was trying to send a loved one straight to Davy Jones’ locker.

Disney officials shut the ride down for about 45 minutes Friday after they saw the woman sprinkle something into the ride’s water. But they said they couldn’t determine what it was because it dissolved so quickly.

Blogger and longtime Disneyland watcher Al Lutz said he received several tips indicating it was human ashes.

Hey, don’t know if you’ve heard, but Hannah Montana seems to be a bit popular right now. Can you believe it? Good thing we have some hard hitting journalism from the Dallas Morning News letting us in on the “Hannahmania” and why Ms. Cyrus is so popular, even though anyone that’s watched more than 5 minutes of the show with their kids can figure that one out.

So what is going on here? Why, pray tell, have little girls (and by extension their parents) gone nuts over a rhyming-named character with a raspy voice? Here are 10 reasons, thanks to statistical data, professional insight and, most importantly, the wise words of second-grade girls.

1. “She sings really good” was the first answer from most of the second-graders as they ate their sandwiches at Bluebonnet Elementary in Fort Worth. They also like her “sparkly” clothes, her funny TV show and the fact that she has her priorities in order. (OK, they didn’t put it like that.) Her TV brother wants to be popular, “but she really doesn’t care about that,” says student Skyla Fisher. “If she gets a chance to, she’ll probably go for it, but usually she doesn’t care.” As her pal Maddy Waite put it, “She’s a nice girl.” Which brings us to the next reason.

2. To parents, she’s as pure as the Disney-manufactured snow. This explains why Mom and Dad aren’t opposed to treating their kids to her concert, even if it means taking out a bank loan. (A recent check on stubhub.com showed 67 tickets available for the Fort Worth show, ranging from $145 to $1,600 each.) Hey, in a world full of fallen pop sweethearts (oh, Britney!) and other assorted tawdriness, we’re apparently willing to pay for a night of good, clean fun.

3. That “superhero in disguise” thing gets them every time. Just as no one ever clued into the fact that Clark Kent was the Man of Steel, Miley-Hannah also has her friends on the show fooled. How can this be? Second-grader Bailey Strother has a logical answer: “Because she has a ton of makeup on and has a wig on.” Ah, yes. Just like Clark’s clever glasses.

Read the rest of this painfully obvious list if you have nothing better to do.

Shia LaBeouf, that lovable star of “Transformers” and “Even Stevens” whose name nobody knows how to pronounce, was in Chicago over the weekend, and apparently felt a need to stop into the Windy City’s favorite drug store, Walgreens, at 2:30 in the morning. For some unknown reason security asked him to leave, and LaBeouf refused which led to the trespassing charge:

Shia LaBeouf, who starred in “Disturbia” and “Transformers,” and stars in the upcoming Indiana Jones sequel, was arrested about 2:25 a.m. at the store at 757 N. Michigan Ave., Chicago police spokesman Marcel Bright said.

A security guard summoned police after LaBeouf refused several commands to leave the store, Bright said.

The guard signed a complaint against the actor, who was cited on a misdemeanor count of trespassing.

You know, I like wandering around Walgreen’s aisles as much as the next person, but not so much that I would refuse to leave. Doesn’t Shia have people that can make a decongestant run for him?