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Beco Butterfly Baby Carriers Recalled for Fall Hazard
Better put down the coffee, lady, you're going to need both hands free to catch your baby.
Fake teeth recalled for lead
We'll admit that sometimes when certain items are recalled for lead paint, we question anyone chewing on said item in the first place.
Toy robots recalled for lead paint
Out of all the ways warrior robots have to kill, poisoning you slowly with lead paint while you play with it doesn't seem the most efficient.
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Waukegan teacher charged with smoking pot in lounge
If we had to teach high school in Waukegan, Illinois, we might have to take a few bong hits ourselves.
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Infant kidnapped from Florida hospital
A woman kidnapped a newborn from a Sanford, Florida hospital concealed in a bag, but fortunately the crime was "caught on tape" and she was quickly apprehended.
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Boy Brain
This is a rant. This is only a rant. For the next few paragraphs, this blog will conduct a rant about men.
Prom Season
You know it's coming -- the dresses, tuxedos, limos -- the works.
Partial Recall
My three-year-old is very color oriented. She identifies the world and her place in it by color.
MD, it's not just for doctors
I've got Mothers Day questions and you imperfects BETTER give me answers! What should I ask for? Mothers Day might be a hallmark holiday but people, people there's no way in hell I'm turning down the opportunity to ask for treasures.
A Rant on Violence in Cartoons
I know this issue is not novel, but I am beyond sick of cartoon characters toting guns.
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Kickin' It Old School.

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For many expectant mothers, the 2nd trimester does indeed bring with it a joyous and blissful renewal of body and spirit.

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