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The Ides and Crooked Teeth of March

According to the old saying, the month of March usually starts with cold, unpleasant weather, but ends mild and becomes much more agreeable – atmospherically speaking, of course. “We don’t have ANY days off from school in March!” Yes,...read more

The Ides and Crooked Teeth of March

Coffee or Tea, Which One is for Me?

When I registered as an Independent, I did so because I didn't want to be affiliated with the Republican party anymore, but neither did I want to be a Democrat. I differ significantly enough with each party's platform that I refused to let either one...read more

Coffee or Tea, Which One is for Me?

The Mominatrix reviews the OhMiBod Freestyle

Sex and music are intimately bound so it's no surprise that someone decided to connect them almost literally in what could be deemed "The Music Lover's Sex Toys" or as they're known in the sex business, OhMiBod. These super smart toys allow...read more

The Mominatrix reviews the OhMiBod Freestyle

A Supposedly Slim Person I'll Never Be Again

It's not as though one day I put away the high heels, threw down the cute panties and bras and embraced the muu muus and late-night candy, but it feels that way. The time-warping devolution from slim pretty thing to puffy 40-something started with having...read more

A Supposedly Slim Person I'll Never Be Again

Would You Be, Could You Be, My Neighbor?

We live on a very busy street, used by commuters as a through-way between the train station and county road, so my husband Garth [not his real name] and I have always tried to remain vigilant about keeping the kids safely secluded in our very own big...read more

Would You Be, Could You Be, My Neighbor?
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