A restaurateur in Switzerland (where else?) has announced that all of his menu items will be prepared with human breast milk. Han Locher is paying a pretty penny for the milk maids donations.
I can see it now, woman lined up in stalls with breast pumps hooked up to their nipples while hay lay at their feet.
Mr Locher attracted the attention of the leading media of the German-speaking world this week after he posted ads looking for women donors, who will receive just over three pounds for 14 ounces of their milk.
He said: “I first experimented with breast milk when my daughter was born.
“One can cook really delicious things with it. However, it always needs to be mixed with a bit of whipped cream, in order to keep the consistency.”