Human Milk Farms?

Share with your friends


A restaurateur in Switzerland (where else?) has announced that all of his menu items will be prepared with human breast milk. Han Locher is paying a pretty penny for the milk maids donations.

I can see it now, woman lined up in stalls with breast pumps hooked up to their nipples while hay lay at their feet.


Mr Locher attracted the attention of the leading media of the German-speaking world this week after he posted ads looking for women donors, who will receive just over three pounds for 14 ounces of their milk.


He said: “I first experimented with breast milk when my daughter was born.

“One can cook really delicious things with it. However, it always needs to be mixed with a bit of whipped cream, in order to keep the consistency.”

Share with your friends

  • TJ

    that is so f*cking disgusting… and i thought breast feeding was gross. thats is just nasty. ewww. grosss. ewww !!!!!!!!!!!

  • Robert

    I think the human milk farm is a good idea. Maybe later when humans get there heads out of there ass and stop being so stupid.
    Then we could enjoy new and different things. Like mothers milk its good for you, Milk products with extra proteans. If I could I would start this farm. Hell I would add a store and day care with it if I had the means to do it. If there is any one out there that thinks this Idea is a good one let me know. rwdisland at yahoo. Tell me what you think good or bad. Think about it your wife or other goes to a building that pumps her natural milk and tests it then she gets paid for it. Just like giving blood. If she has a baby there would be a day care in the same building and the benefit of all the milk it needs. An the store would sell and or distribute it. I have a few more Ideas to this but you will have to write me to get more.

  • Graham Alton

    What is so disgusting about it. TJ did you tell your mother that she was disgusting when she was feeding you. I can guarantee that if there was a farm where women could go to get milked, there would be women lined up waiting to be milked.