Showbizspy.com reports that Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z have chosen Oprah Winfrey to become Godmother to their daughter, Blue Ivy Carter. The couple made the decision after a long period of deliberation. They chose Winfrey, along with Jay-Z’s best buddy, Tyran ‘Ty Ty’ Smith. Meanwhile, Beyonce’s sister Solange says she is ready to spoil Blue Ivy ... read more »
“Toddlers & Tiaras” mom Susanna Barrett is upset the about her 5-year-old pagaent princess Isabella. A video of her little girl singing LMFAO’s “I’m Sexy and I Know It” at a night spot made the news and Barrett claims that after that, several media outlets attempted to turn the non-sexual performance into something inappropriate. Now she wants to sue those media ... read more »
The UK Mail is reporting that 17-year-old Stacey Irvine was recently rushed to the hospital for breathing problems. Doctors diagnosed her with massive vitamin deficiencies (anemia) and an inflamed tongue. They were shocked when Stacey reported that she has eaten little else besides chicken nuggets since the age of two. McDonald’s are her favorite, but ... read more »
Effective this Monday, Pottstown Middle School students in Pennsylvania will be prohibited from wearing most fashion boots to school. Principal Gail Cooper sent a letter home with the students earlier this week informing parents that certain boot styles, such as the enormously popular Ugg boots, cannot be worn by students while class is in session. ... read more »
Indiana’s Senate Education Committee has given the OK to a bill that would allow creationism to be taught alongside evolution in the state’s public school science classes. Despite Purdue University professor of chemistry John Staver’s testimony in front of the panel, saying that creationism is “unquestionably a statement of a specific religion,” the bill was ... read more »
A northern Israeli mother was shocked and dismayed when she went to bring her toddler son a bottle his bottle and found that he had a real live snake in his mouth. The thirteen month old toddler, Imad Aleeyan, had literally chewed the head of an almost foot long snake. Upon hearing the screams of the ... read more »
A Connecticut four-year-old shocked his teacher when he pulled nine bags of marijuana out of his coat pocket to share with the class. According to Reuters, police in Meriden, Connecticut, were called to Hanover Elementary School to investigate how the student obtained the drugs, which they say looked to be packed for sale. Meriden schools ... read more »
Police in Federal Way, Washington are thankful that a neighbor called the police earlier this month, after a woman knocked on their door, claiming to have an ‘evil’ baby in her apartment. The babysitter, Mabinty Williams, also told her neighbors that she didn’t know where the baby came from. When she asked them if they ... read more »
A student trying to out a sleeping substitute teacher ran afoul of school rules with the method he used to make the bust. The ninth grader at Mustang Mid-High School in Mustang, Oklahoma, took a photo of the napping sub with a cellphone, and posted it to their Facebook page. A faculty member saw the ... read more »
Amanda Holden is no stranger to heartbreak, having suffered a late miscarriage in her last pregnancy. When she revealed she was pregnant again last year, the world was watching and hoping it would work out…and it has! Hollie Rose was born on Monday by Caesarean section, weighing 6lb 1oz. She is reported to be healthy ... read more »
A family in Worcestershire, UK, have been warned that they face eviction – if they can’t stop their two-year-old daughter from crying. Nicola Baylis, 23, and Tim Richold, 34, moved into their first-floor flat in December 2010, with their daughter Skye. They have now been issues with a notice seeking repossession of the house, due ... read more »
Colton Harvey, 15, from Ozark, Arkansas, was arrested last week after he confessed to shooting and killing his 16-year-old sister, Candace. The sheriff’s office reported that the boy casually walked in to the police station, with tears in his eyes, and claimed to have just shot his sister. Harvey was subsequently charged with first degree ... read more »
An aunt is mourning the loss of the toddler nephew she once had custody of. Caleb Pacheco once lived happy and health with his aunt, Yolanda Kinzie-Graber, because the boys mother, Juanita Kinzie, 24, had an elicit drug problem and reportedly couldn’t hold a job. Eventually, the Denver, CO mother came back for her child ... read more »
A seventh grade student in Harrison County, Texas, is being referred to an alternative school for a month as a disciplinary measure. School officials claim he urinated in a water bottle while in class. The boy was reportedly drinking a bottled water in the classroom and asked the teacher to use the restroom, she reportedly ... read more »
Both anti-abortion groups and Planned Parenthood are trying to take credit for Illinois’ stark decline in abortions over the last few years. Between 2009 and 2010, abortion rates in Illinois were the lowest since the U.S. Supreme Court legalized access to safe abortions back in 1973. According to the Chicago Sun-Times, once Roe v. Wade ... read more »

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