Shoplifter tries to pin blame on toddler

We bet this guy blames the dog when he farts, too.

An East Haven man has been charged with shoplifting after he allegedly tried to blame his toddler son with the theft.

Twenty-nine-year-old Louis Fallon was nabbed at a handicrafts shop at the Westfield Connecticut Post Mall Wednesday

The charges involve a wooden box worth $32.95 in a bag attached to the rear of the 23-month-old child’s stroller.

Fallon allegedly told police the child swiped it without his knowledge. But police say it would have been physically impossible for the toddler to lift the box.