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Naughty Mom Holiday Gift Guide

Santa checked his list twice and could care less about nice. He's rewarding naughty moms this year with all sorts of goodies that will definitely make their holiday a very happy one.

Ryan Reynolds Poster

Every naughty girl needs a muse.

Ravenous Romance Gift Certificate

A little hot and heavy reading.

Je Joue Ami

Her own personal trainer.

Orgasm in a Box

Who said you can't wrap up an orgasm?

Liberator Pulse

Ride Sally ride.

Candy Colored Glass Dildo

Sweets for your sweet.

DIY Low Rise Thong Kit

Because any old thong just won't do.

Lilo Yva

Who said diamonds are a girl's best friend?

USB "Mini Massager"

Batteries are so last year.

Calla Vibe

Now she can't say you never bring her flowers.

Forbidden Fruit

Teacher's pet.

For the Mominatrix in Your Life

Every mom needs a copy of The Mominatrix's Guide to Sex by the Mominatrix herself. And now it's available for Kindle! Whip not included.