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Bad Boys Holiday Gift Guide

If you've got a bad boy on your holiday list this year, don't worry about what you're going to do. Get him to come for you with these gift suggestions that will make both of you feel so good.

Tenga Eggs

Give him a hand.

Playboy Cover Hard Drive

You know, for the articles.


If you like it then you should put a ring on it..

Velvet Santa Costume

Gives "Santa Claus is coming" a whole new meaning.


Make your man magically delicious.

Boudoir Photo Shoot

His angel is a centerfold.

Sir Richards Condoms

The gift that gives back.

Tenga Flip Sleeve

A pleasure pack for his pecker.

Intimate Kits

A bust of your backside.


Vatoo: Because Vajazzle is so 2010.

For the Mominatrix in Your Life

Every mom needs a copy of The Mominatrix's Guide to Sex by the Mominatrix herself. And now it's available for Kindle! Whip not included.