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This Minivan's Rockin' So Don't Go Knockin' It
 I?m not hopelessly uncool. I?m sporty. I know this because it says so right there on the side of my big boxy mini-van.
Newsflash: Turning One Apparently Equals Babymaking Time
What is it about turning one that seems to be the magical age? I'm referring to not just us as parents, because turning one is a whole different ballgame for moms filled with sippy cups, finger foods, walking and wondering how the hell I'm going to save for his college AND my sure-to-be-needed facelift.
Busy bee
I am so happy summer is coming to an end. I'm sick of feeling guilty that I don't swim all the time, and I'm ready for lamb stew and sweatpants.
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Caylee Anthony's Grandfather's gun confiscated
Looks like the Orlando police are trying to find any excuse to put Casey Anthony back in jail, and who can blame them? A handgun was removed from the trunk of missing Florida toddler Caylee Anthony's grandfather's car, MyFOXOrlando.
Another pit bull attack on toddler
As much as the pro pit bull crowd claims pit bulls are friendly, family dogs, their reputation far exceeds them.
Multi-million dollar settlement in pool injury
The family of Abigail Taylor, who died after a horrific pool filter incident in March, has accepted an $8 million settlement from the Minneapolis Golf Club, the pool's owners.
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Latest Recalls »
Abbott recalls Calcilo infant formula
Abbott has announced a voluntary recall of their Calcilo XD infant formula, after it was found the can may have been faulty, letting in air and causing oxidation.
Little Rider toys recalled for lead
The Master Toys and Novelties company have mastered putting lead paint on their Little Rider toys.
Douglas blankets recalled for strangulation hazard
Out of all the things that put our kids in harm's way, we didn't think they're blankie would be one of them.
Beco Butterfly Baby Carriers Recalled for Fall Hazard
Better put down the coffee, lady, you're going to need both hands free to catch your baby.
Fake teeth recalled for lead
We'll admit that sometimes when certain items are recalled for lead paint, we question anyone chewing on said item in the first place.
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Loser Mom Syndrome
The most overlooked disease facing Mothers today is Loser Mom Syndrome.
Those cheatin' hearts.
It seems that you can’t open a newspaper, magazine, or hell, an email from a friend and not read about a politician’s wife, a celebrity’s spouse, or someone close to you suffering at the hands of their husband’s wandering eye.
The ins and outs of sex offender notification.
Are there any sex offenders living in your neighborhood? Of course not, you think.
Daddy, what are you doing to Mommy?
All’s fair with love and sex until that wee one you produced after long months of robotic sex or that one drunken unmemorable screw is old enough to walk in on you doing the dirty deed.
The Top Five Reasons School Should Not Start in August
School starts in August in many school districts across the country (ours on August 20th), and that’s just plain wrong.
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Growing Pains

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By Elizabeth Thompson
This time last year, my dear friend, Dana Tuske (who also is a columnist here at the Imperfect Parent) asked me if I would consider being one of her guest bloggers at The Dana Files and I was very honored by the compliment.

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Drive by Nathan Clement
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Imperfect Single Mom
My first plunge into online dating -- as a single mom.
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3-D ABC: A Sculptural Alphabet, written and illustrated by Bob Raczka
Parenting »
Baby No Sleeping
The Giving-Up Guide for Parents Who Can't Get Their Kids to Sleep
By Nell McCarthy
First Moments
A mother stops to reflect on the little things.
By Jennifer Grissom
REM Commando
Queen Super Sleep strikes back
By Kim Lachance Shandrow
My Only Child
There can be only one.
By Victoria Clayton Munn
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The Parental is Political
Politics along the racial divide.
By Julie Marsh
What's the Matter With Mommy?
GigaMama - A computer class for moms.
By Kelley Cunningham
Growing Pains
Mommy's little soldier.
By Elizabeth Thompson
Mamma Mia
Feeling imperfect after childbirth.
By Anita Doberman
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Happy Birthday, Dear Visa
Monkeys and clowns and rock bands, oh my!
By Prescott Carlson
The Cult of Motherhood
Come, join us...
By Kristen Chase
Effectively Embarrassing Your Children
A helpful guide.
By Monica Duncan
Fruitcake and College Girls
Our quest for a babysitter.
By Margee Moore
"Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways." -- Samuel McChord Crothers