Articles labeled: marijuana

When we were teens we had a hard enough time finding weed to smoke, much less bake with. (Minor Topics does not endorse marijuana use, kids!)

West Bloomfield School District officials have suspended a boy believed to be the baker of a batch of brownies laced with marijuana that cut short a Cedar Point trip for 275 students.

And West Bloomfield High School Principal Bob Pyles said another male student who is believed to have been involved in the distribution of the brownies could be suspended.

According to school officials, a boy was sickened after he said he ate a brownie Wednesday while on a chartered school bus en route to the Sandusky, Ohio, park.

File this one under “career suicide”. Daniel Markofsky, an elementary school principal in McHenry County, Illinois, was allegedly caught at a motel outside of Milwaukee with two sisters, ages 15 and 16. And he was accused of doing a bad, bad thing:

Markofsky and the teens smoked marijuana, drank alcohol and watched pornography, according to a police report. Markofsky has been charged with performing oral sex on the 16-year-old and exposing them to pornographic material, Glendale police said.

Markofsky met the 16-year-old through a telephone chat line, said police in Glendale, which borders Milwaukee to the north. The sisters are from the Milwaukee area, said Glendale Police Officer Joel Dhein.

The father of a toddler that was found naked wandering along a busy street has been charged with child neglect and — quelle surprise! — drug possession. What makes this story especially notable is that it’s the SECOND TIME IT’S HAPPENED THIS WEEK.

Glen DeCocker, 26, of South Bend was booked Thursday on a felony count of child neglect and two misdemeanors, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia, said St. Joseph County Sheriff’s Deputy Jason Banicki. He was released Saturday on $1,000 bond.

An employee at a Speedway gas station and several customers told police they saw DeCocker’s naked 2-year-old son walking near the station Thursday night along a busy section of Indiana 933.

Officers had responded to a similar call at the same location involving the same boy on Tuesday.

Congratulations, Lisa Schuchard, of Omaha, Nebraska, you’re our Douche of the Day™! Not only do you seem to wake and bake on a regular basis while taking care of your kid, but you also taught your daughter how to smoke pot. The little detail that clinched your award? Your child is only 4 years old!

Police say a 4-year-old girl demonstrated to them how to smoke marijuana from a joint, a pipe and a bong — and learned the techniques from her mother.

The mother, 25-year-old Lisa Schuchard, is charged with child abuse and could lose her daughter after being accused of teaching and encouraging the girl to smoke.

Her attorney, Douglas County Assistant Public Defender Doug Johnson, said he would not comment because he hadn’t talked to Schuchard in depth.

Authorities say Child Protective Services received a complaint that the 4-year-old and a 2-year-old son of Schuchard were dirty and living in a filthy home that had drug paraphernalia around.

Once again, give a big round of applause to Lisa Schuchard, Minor Topics’ Douche of the Day™!