Category Archives: Dumbass Awards

Sled and children slam into police car; Dad was towing them on ATV

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Ending the year with one of our coveted “dumbass awards”, we find a father in Spokane Washington who thought it was appropriate to pull a few of his children behind his all-terain 3 wheeler. According to KHQ 6 TV, police say the father was allegedly under the influence and subsequently arrested. The incident involved him […]

Mother drops baby from second story balcony

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A Tucson, Arizona mother is facing charges of child neglect and abuse as she allegedly tried to flee police officers, which resulted in her accidentally dropping her baby as she tried to hold onto him while scurrying down her 2nd floor balcony. According to KOLD 13 News, police arrived at the apartment of Mekailah Nieto, […]

Man leaves toddler alone with dead girlfriend

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A man was apparently soooooo concerned about his girlfriend and his 18 month old toddler son (insert sarc) that he decided to leave the baby with her while he went to work. Doesn’t seem like anything to be concerned about, right?…except that the baby’s mother was DEAD! Not exactly the best caregiver for a toddler, […]

U.S. couple start website poll on whether or not to abort their unborn baby

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Is it a hoax or not? A Minnesota couple, both age 30, Peter and Alisha Arnold have started a website at www.birthornot.com to take a poll as to whether the pregnant woman should have an abortion or not. According to the Mirror UK, this has sparked outrage. The pregnant mother-or-not to be whines about how […]

Man injects toddler with Heroin

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The boyfriend of a woman with a 3 year old toddler has been arrested, according to the Boston Herald, for injecting the toddler with Heroin. His excuse for a motive? Apparently he told the cops that he shot the little girl up because she had been sick lately and he thought it would make her […]

NY Cab driver kicks out young boy with disabilities

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A New York City cab driver picked up a 7 year old boy from his Grandmother’s house in order to bring him back to his mother’s house after he visited with his Grandmother, only to boot the boy out on the street several blocks after he was picked up according to the Wall Street Journal. […]

Young boy expelled for toy gun

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A 7 year old boy was suspended from his Florida elementary school last November after a school official found a toy gun in his backpack. Samuel Burgos is a sweet looking child who claims that the toy was placed in his backpack while playing Army with his brother and a few friends. As a result […]

LeBron, I am your father

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In what has to be one of the most disgusting money grabs in American history, an Ohio man, Leicester Bryce Stovell, has come out and claimed to be NBA superstar LeBron James’ father, and has filed a $4 million lawsuit against James and his mother for fraud and defamation: According to legal documents obtained by […]

Mom leaves small children in car while she goes tanning

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A mother has been charged with leaving her toddlers in her car, in freezing cold temperatures, while she went tanning. Enfield Police Chief Carl Sferrazza (sver-AH’-zah) told the Journal Inquirer that Rock left her two children — ages 3 and just under 1 year — in the parked car, which was not running, for 18 […]

Georgia couple give their children homemade tattoos

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This mom and dad aren’t exactly working to dispel the stereotype of the ignorant Southerner. A couple with children from different marriages tattoo six of their children with black crosses ON THEIR HANDS and now they can’t understand why in the world this would be a problem: A Georgia couple is facing child-cruelty charges for […]

Girl fined for illegal lemonade stand

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I guess kids aren’t exempt these days for paying their debts to society. Next thing you know, our government will have children pay taxes too. The Park’s Department employees that gave this little girl the fine earns our Dumbass Award. RIVERSIDE PARK, N.Y. (WPIX) – A 10-year-old girl in Riverside Park was slapped with a […]

Great news: father who dumped his 9 children expecting twins

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A deadbeat Dad who abandoned his 9 children between the ages of 1 and 17 last year under Nebraska’s safe haven law is now expecting twins with his girlfriend. What a loser! Let’s hope authorities don’t allow him any access to these children and that DCFS closely monitors the situation. And what about the girlfriend? […]

Police officer tases school children

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MT presents it’s dumbass award to Sgt. Walter Schmidt, a corrections police officer who tased school children as his unique brand of education was delivered to several school children on “take your child to work day”. What a moron. So he took out a handheld stun device and zapped them with 50,000 volts of electricity. […]

Woman gives birth on plane, leaves it

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Authorities in New Zealand are claiming that a woman secretly gave birth on a plane on her way to New Zealand from Samoa, and left it in the airplane’s bathroom. That must have been an interesting discovery for the cleaning crew. Believe it or not, the baby was given back to her mother. Police are […]

Bus driver offers to pay kids to bully child

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Hard to believe, but this Virginia bus driver is only on “administrative leave” with pay… What a jerk. Two students were arguing on the ride home. The frazzled bus driver tried to intervene. Then came, according to authorities, the driver’s offer to the entire bus: $20 to anyone who would bombard one of the boys […]

Legislator wants to ban Barbie

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Not that we’re big fans of banning things, but Bratz seems like the bigger target than Barbie. Democratic Delegate Jeff Eldridge is proposing to ban the sale of the Mattel doll and others like her in West Virginia. He says the dolls influence girls to place too much importance on physical beauty, at the expense […]

Breastfeeding mom charged with DWBF

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An Ohio woman has been charged with child endangerment after police discovered she was breastfeeding while driving. Oh, did we mention she was also talking on the phone as well? Hey, lady, I think the kid would rather suffer the brief discomfort of being hungry than go sailing through the windshield in an accident. The […]

Father kills his toddler son in order to avoid child support

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How can you call a man a “father”, who has such disregard for his baby, that he would rather murder him than pay child support. What a loser. Detectives escorted Danny Platt, 22, into jail Saturday evening and booked him with first-degree murder in the death of his son, Ja’Shawn Powell, less than 24 hours […]

White supremacists: avoid ShopRite for your Hitler cake needs

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A couple in Easton, Pennsylvania are upset after the local grocery store refused to put “Happy Birthday, Adolf Hitler” on a cake. And why would they have wanted them to do that? Because that’s the name of their 3 year old boy. Heath Campbell, who is 35, said in an interview Tuesday that people should […]

Man arrested for sending 9-year-old on beer run

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A man in Cape Coral, Florida has been arrested and charged with cruelty to a child after police found his son driving his pickup truck. Cape Coral police arrested 27-year-old Joshua James Fagan last week, after seeing a pickup truck drive onto a median. When officers stopped the truck, Fagan told them he was teaching […]

Driver fired after kicking girl off bus

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A school bus driver in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts has been fired for dropping a 9-year-old girl along the side of a busy road after the girl changed seats. “I switched seats,” Cyrena Medbury told FOX News on Monday. Donald Davison Jr. of Grafton was fired by the school bus company AA Transportation Inc. after the incident […]

Engineer accused of letting teen drive train

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A Metra train engineer in the Chicago area is in hot water after officials claim he allowed an 18-year-old to man the train’s controls. “Obviously this is unacceptable. This is a serious matter,” said Warren Flatau, spokesman for the Federal Railroad Administration. Three engineers are accused of allowing an “unauthorized person” into the cab of […]

Cranky Granny won't return football

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Possession is nine tenths of the law or so an elderly Ohio woman thinks. An 89 year old woman confiscated a football that landed in her yard, saying that it disturbs her to watch kids having fun and throwing around balls near her property. And what if said ball should land in her yard? — […]

Babysitter charged after 2-year-old fires gun

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Note to babysitters: if you leave the kids alone while you go to the store, that kind of goes against the meaning of the term “babysitting”. On Saturday, Trevaris Brown, 18, was watching a group of children at a home on Northwest 1st Court in Miami. Police said Brown left the children alone to go […]

Dad accused of buying beer for 4-year-old son

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A man in Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin has been charged with buying his 4-year-old a beer during the county fair. Why no charges were brought against the person that actually sold the man two beers, especially after he acknowledged that one was for his son, we don’t know. Oh wait, yes we do — Wisconsin […]