Stephen Colbert has been voted Maxim magazine's 69th Hottest Woman. Photo via linsty at SXC Photo
Fans of the satirical news pundit and political activist Stephen Colbert know that he doesn’t see race. Perhaps now that he has made Maxim magazine’s Hot 100 List of Most Beautiful Women he will no longer be able to see gender.
Coming in at a fitting #69 after a write-in campaign by his loyal “heroes”, he beat out the likes of Pippa Middleton (#89) and Christina Hendricks (#77). He was just edged out by Miley Cyrus, who came in at #68.
Maxim said of the two time Peabody Award winner:
Democracy isn’t always pretty: Sometimes it’s downright handsome. With a massive write-in vote campaign, the Colbert Nation proved they’re not only loyal but also incredibly horny.
Only time will tell if Colbert’s presence on the list will “engayify” it, but he should expect to become the subject of many “mantasies.”
While he wasn’t elected as the President of the United States of South Carolina this year, surely after this honor Colbert has finally broken through the dreaded glass floor and is living the AmeriCone Dream.
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