Add Justin Bieber’s mother appearing in Playboy to the growing rumor list of unlikely women to appear nude in the flailing men’s magazine (see also: Kate Gosselin). Beiber’s mom, Pattie Mallette, emphatically denies the rumors, and took to the information dissemination machine of modern day, Twitter, to tell it:
On Friday she tweeted, “PLAYBOY!? Heavens No, HELL NO! Heavens AND Hell NO! Thx but no thx! My son finds this rumor hysterical! Please don’t believe what u read!”
Mallette was supposedly offered $50k to pose for Playboy — an amount Bieber probably made in the time it took to type this, and if she really needed the dough he would certainly give it to her to avoid the $50k in therapy he would need if he caught a glimpse of the nude photos of his own mom.