4-year-old shows up at school drunk
A 4-year-old girl in The Village, Oklahoma (real creative with the name, there, townsfolk) was taken to the hospital after teachers thought she was acting intoxicated and smelled alcohol on her. Once the child is released from the hospital she will be put into custody of the Department of Human Services. No word on charges for the girl’s parents. How a preschooler could even stand the taste to imbibe enough to get drunk, we’ll never know — perhaps this is one of those “ingested sanitizer” cases we’ve heard about?
Authorities are investigating the apparent intoxication of a 4-year-old girl at an Oklahoma City elementary school on Wednesday, police said.
Oklahoma City television station KOCO reported that the child was carried out of Andrew Johnson Elementary School by a paramedic, according to an officer with The Village Police Department.
“We don’t believe it happened on school ground. We believe it happened before she got to school today,” said Deputy Chief Steve Jagosh.
Information from: http://www.koco.com/news/15506895/detail...


