Toddler dies from freak accident in his backyard

It was probably almost as dangerous, statistically, as each and every time you put your child in your car and dial up someone on the cell phone as you drive down the road. Thank you for judging. Please, go to church and judge some more while you thank God that it didn’t happen to you. Go hug your children — and be sure to augment the talent they lack with the ignorance and self-righteous indignation (disguised, of course, as empathy) that only you can contribute so well.

Wow, talk about self-righteousness. You’re reading *way* too much into it, William.