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MILF Handbook

Beauty and fashion information to help you ditch the mom jeans and become the hottest piece of ass at the PTA.

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No More Mom Jeans!
Wanna ditch the elastic band high waist jeans, but can't find any that fit your postpartum butt? Then read our guide on finding the right pair of jeans for those of us with normal bodies.

Change Your Look!
Hey, we know as much as anyone how hard it is for moms to stay on top of the latest hair and beauty trends. Here's our list of some tips and handy resources for busy mothers to give themselves a makeover.

Diet and Exercise
Want to try to squeeze back into your pre-pregnancy clothes (or, like us, at least get back to within two sizes of them)? Use some of these resources and you'll have those sexy curves back in no time.

Mother Magnetism
Kelly Reising answers your questions on makeup, hair, clothes and more in her weekly beauty and style column.

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posted 05/29/2008 at 10:51 PM

Smoking, Drinking, and Other Relaxation Methods for Imperfect Parents

I used to drink. A lot. Too much, really, for someone with my family history and proclivity for creating chaos and drama. So I stopped. About 8 months ago. And life has gotten much better…. but that’s a story for another time. Like many imperfect parents, I’m more or less a very [...] Read the rest...
posted 10/05/2007 at 12:34 PM

Lou Paget talks “The Big O” with the Mominatrix

Mominatrix Radio is back on the air, and tonight our favorite leather goddess is chatting with the Queen of Orgasms, author and lecturer Lou Paget who’ll share some of her insight to help you get the most bang for your buck in the bedroom (or living room, or public park). So join us LIVE tonight, October [...] Read the rest...
posted 08/31/2007 at 09:11 AM

Mominatrix Radio - August 31, 2007

Our sex goddess the Mominatrix is back on the air and she’s talking toys! No, not the ones you continuously step on in the family room, more of the adult variety. Do moms and dads use sex toys? Is it because of an always present kink, or for a desire to add a little excitement [...] Read the rest...
posted 08/09/2007 at 11:12 AM

Just stop eating “diet” foods if you wanna lose weight

Coincidentally, we were just having this discussion on the IP forums, about how low fat foods don’t necessarily equate to losing weight. (I actually said that fatty foods make you fat, and one of veteran members disagreed and is probably right.) A new study suggests that eating low calorie foods, snacks and beverages may be counter-productive. [...] Read the rest...
posted 05/28/2007 at 02:26 PM

5 things I hate about shopping…

Pre-children, I was a mall-rat. I used to love clothes. Not just clothes, I loved jewelry, purses, perfume, shoes – all that girly shit. I could spend hours, even days at the mall. My fantasy was being locked in a mall overnight, Bloomingdales or Nordstrom preferably, with access to dressing rooms without waiting. So how did [...] Read the rest...
posted 05/15/2007 at 03:08 PM

A new relationship with food

Long time — no ’see’. I have been busy with a new job and positive changes to my life. I’m sure the burning question regarding moi is whether or not I have fallen off the Weight Watchers Wagon™. Truthfully, its yes and no. Yes (I have fallen off the wagon), in the fact that I [...] Read the rest...
posted 03/11/2007 at 11:14 PM

Chipotle “salads” not the best choice

It all began with the prospect of a free burrito or burrito bowl at Chipotle. Innocent enough. The manager of Chipotle extended an offer to the company I work for, a marking effort to drum up some business for the new franchise down the street. I hadn’t been to one in years, but some of [...] Read the rest...
posted 02/25/2007 at 07:45 PM

MILF-ebrity Fit Club week 9

Ha! Last week Weight Watchers scolds me for losing too much weight in one week (3 lbs.), so I take it in stride and follow the same path since increasing my calories did not seem like the most level-headed approach.  I know for sure I’m not starving myself. This week, my weigh-in proves more erratic with a [...] Read the rest...
posted 02/18/2007 at 03:47 PM

MILF-ebrity Fit Club week 8

What do you want from me Weight Watchers? I lost another 3 pounds this week. Thank you. Thank you. My pride and joy was soon squelched by a scolding downer when Weight Watchers proclaimed in a from response to me, on the very site I proudly entered in that 3 pound loss and charted it, that I was [...] Read the rest...
posted 02/11/2007 at 08:04 PM

MILF-ebrity Fit Club week 7

Okay, this is gonna be short and sweet this week because I have a lot going on and I’m really, really hungry this week. My body is definitely going into some sort of weird deprivation shock and not liking it, plus I was sick last week and didn’t exercise — again. Can’t it just hover [...] Read the rest...

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