MILF Handbook

Beauty and fashion information to help you ditch the mom jeans and become the hottest piece of ass at the PTA.

Isn't MILF a derogatory/dirty term?

No More Mom Jeans!
Wanna ditch the elastic band high waist jeans, but can't find any that fit your postpartum butt? Then read our guide on finding the right pair of jeans for those of us with normal bodies.

Change Your Look!
Hey, we know as much as anyone how hard it is for moms to stay on top of the latest hair and beauty trends. Here's our list of some tips and handy resources for busy mothers to give themselves a makeover.

Diet and Exercise
Want to try to squeeze back into your pre-pregnancy clothes (or, like us, at least get back to within two sizes of them)? Use some of these resources and you'll have those sexy curves back in no time.

Mother Magnetism
Kelly Reising answers your questions on makeup, hair, clothes and more in her weekly beauty and style column.

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posted 05/29/2008 at 09:51 PM

Smoking, Drinking, and Other Relaxation Methods for Imperfect Parents

I used to drink. A lot. Too much, really, for someone with my family history and proclivity for creating chaos and drama. So I stopped. About 8 months ago. And life has gotten much better…. but that’s a story for another time. Like many imperfect parents, I’m more or less a very good parent on […] Read the rest...
posted 10/05/2007 at 11:34 AM

Lou Paget talks “The Big O” with the Mominatrix

Mominatrix Radio is back on the air, and tonight our favorite leather goddess is chatting with the Queen of Orgasms, author and lecturer Lou Paget who’ll share some of her insight to help you get the most bang for your buck in the bedroom (or living room, or public park). So join us LIVE tonight, […] Read the rest...
posted 08/31/2007 at 08:11 AM

Mominatrix Radio – August 31, 2007

Our sex goddess the Mominatrix is back on the air and she’s talking toys! No, not the ones you continuously step on in the family room, more of the adult variety. Do moms and dads use sex toys? Is it because of an always present kink, or for a desire to add a little excitement […] Read the rest...
posted 03/11/2007 at 10:14 PM

Chipotle “salads” not the best choice

It all began with the prospect of a free burrito or burrito bowl at Chipotle. Innocent enough. The manager of Chipotle extended an offer to the company I work for, a marking effort to drum up some business for the new franchise down the street. I hadn’t been to one in years, but some of […] Read the rest...
posted 12/05/2006 at 03:06 AM

Hot moms have sold out

In an effort to set the feminist movement back a hundred years, a strange Botox triangle aims to destroy the spirit of MILFs (muthas I’d like to %$#@) which includes the tutor of Pierce Brosnan’s children, the television pilot for “The Hottest Mom in America” and the pharmaceutical company that sponsors the Botox competition. Apparently, the business of vanity and mammas […] Read the rest...
posted 11/07/2006 at 03:21 AM

Plastic Mothers

I’m not here to discuss plastic mothers as in phony but as in those who are opting for plastic surgery. According to a press release by a plastic surgery firm, Surgery Services of Freericksburg, targeting postpartum mothers presents itself as a unique opportunity: FREDERICKSBURG, Va., Sept. 28 /PRNewswire/ — For today’s women, sagging bodies no longer are an […] Read the rest...
posted 10/13/2006 at 07:05 AM

It’s Time for the DILF Wars

Expanding on a theme, but leaving the heavy-duty stuff to my Imperfect Parent co-bloggers,?�? I’ve been mulling over a phenomenon lately and it’s all about — the label. The term “MILF” was brought?�? to my attention about?�? eighteen months?�? ago, by a male friend of mine. “A WHAT?” I said. “MILF.”?�? And he graciously explained. […] Read the rest...
posted 10/10/2006 at 04:42 AM

Soccer moms vs. MILFS in road wars

Who would win? The sensible mom or the one with long nails? My bets are on the MILF, just as I would play my odds against any creature who dare distrupt our cat’s grooming (she’s not real friendly to begin with). As with the MILF vying over a parking space, it’s the claws that I […] Read the rest...
posted 10/03/2006 at 04:09 AM

Who’s the hottest mom in America?

Please don’t think that I have low self-esteem if I say, it sure as hell isn’t me! However, there are many moms out there vying for the cheesy title. Last week, in Miami, a slew of mothers waited in line in hopes of being awarded the “Hottest Mom in America” title. Winners receive cash prizes […] Read the rest...
posted 09/26/2006 at 04:17 AM

For all you Imeldas out there

What shoes shall a MILF wear on any given Tuesday, Fall 2006? How about, what’s now and wow? -Boots are tres cool. Fall looks are equesterian style and motorcycle boots and wedge boots. -Ballerina shoes are comfy and way stylish right now. With or without the strap. -Pointy shoes and round toed shoes are still […] Read the rest...
posted 09/19/2006 at 04:22 AM

Hairy Situation

Two MILF posts in one week? My head is going to explode! Today, we talk about hair. Oh, yeah. What’s up with hair this fall, you ask? Soft, loose curls and variations of the bob. The bob? Why, of course–the bob!! I love the bob. I might have to pick one up this weekend. From […] Read the rest...
posted 09/18/2006 at 05:57 PM

Because This Category Is Fabulous!

Dear MILF Sisters Everywhere, You know who you are, you sassy things.?�? You attempt to look nice even with oatmeal on your shoe.?�? You occasionally think about sex (even if it’s a fantasy or dream).?�? You love your children and husband deeply. ?�? You are educated, well-read, and think you can remember what it’s like […] Read the rest...
posted 09/12/2006 at 04:00 AM

When I die, I want to go to a place with a lot of handbags

Part of what makes you a MILF is the desire to look good on Tuesdays! I know a lot of women have a thing for shoes, I prefer purses. Don’t get me wrong, I love shoes too, but since my budget usually requires me to choose one over another, it’s the adorable bag that gets to take […] Read the rest...
posted 09/05/2006 at 04:26 AM

Livin’ in the 80s

 It’s MILF Tuesday! In case you’ve been spending too much time with mothers that have given up on being trendy and too much time around babies who don’t know any better, here’s a news flash for you: The 80s are back! As moms, we can work around the leggings that are best left to the […] Read the rest...

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