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Would someone please give Maureen McCormick some attention?
If someone doesn't, she's going to keep appearing on reality TV shows and rehashing her romance with Barry Williams ad nauseum and I am ready to throw another football at her nose just to shut her up.
What makes a family-friendly workplace?
This month's issue of Working Mother lists what they categorize as the 100 best companies for which to work (in terms of their flexibility, parental leave policiesm, child care and general work/life balance for employees).
Thoughts in the Dentist's Chair
I noticed it first when I was eight weeks pregnant with my third child.
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Latest Headlines »
Teen shot while TP-ing house
Last month a teen was shot for egging a car, and now another teen has been shot for toilet papering a house.
No extra kindergarten for you!
An Indiana boy's parents are appealing a judge's ruling that the boy -- who suffers from a traumatic brain injury -- is not allowed to enroll in both morning and afternoon kindergarten classes.
Infant OK after rare botulism
A baby in Portland, Oregon is on the mend after contracting a rare case of botulism.
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Latest Recalls »
More Simplicity brand cribs recalled
Various retailers have announced a voluntary recall of side drop cribs made by Simplicity, Inc.
Abbott recalls Calcilo infant formula
Abbott has announced a voluntary recall of their Calcilo XD infant formula, after it was found the can may have been faulty, letting in air and causing oxidation.
Little Rider toys recalled for lead
The Master Toys and Novelties company have mastered putting lead paint on their Little Rider toys.
Douglas blankets recalled for strangulation hazard
Out of all the things that put our kids in harm's way, we didn't think they're blankie would be one of them.
Beco Butterfly Baby Carriers Recalled for Fall Hazard
Better put down the coffee, lady, you're going to need both hands free to catch your baby.
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Orgasmic Birth
If you’ve been wondering where the hell your “Big O” went, apparently you might want to consider giving birth naturally.
10 Ways to Have Your Very Own Picky Eater
You know, I envy moms who complain their children won’t eat spinach or turn their noses up at pot roast.
An Open Letter to Sarah Palin
Dear Gov. Palin, Yes, it's me again. I told you I'd be back in touch.
The Secret Life Of A Stay-At-Home Dad: Deadbeat, Invalid, And Lothario
"It always makes me happy to have both parents present at our open house," our daughter's kindergarten teacher told us last year.
My kid's going to die. Is yours?
The thing that sets parents of kids with special needs apart from other parents is simple.
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The Parental is Political

The case for Electoral College reform.

By Julie Marsh
When I learned about the Electoral College in the weeks leading up to the 1980 Presidential election, it was a nastier shock than when I found out that Santa Claus didn't exist.

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Politics/Society »
Earth to Mommy
The fall from green grace isn't that far down.
By Suzanne Lafetra
A Call to Arms and Breasts
Are you a Lactivist?
By Stacey Greenberg
A Better Mousetrap?
Today's supermarket aisles are full of innovative new products like green ketchup and purple french fries. What are these people thinking??
By Linda Sharp
Shades of Gray
It's not always black and white.
By Misty Nuckolls
Lifestyle »
The Minivan. Grocery Getter or Sex Machine?
I want a minivan.
By Liz Weslander
How to Get Laid
Dads, there is nothing sexier than doing the dishes... except vacuuming
By Stacey Greenberg
Anatomy of a Supper Club
First rule of supper club: don't talk about supper club
By Stacey Greenberg
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First Picture Fairytales by Francesca Allen, Jo Litchfield and Emma Helbrough
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What's the Matter With Mommy?
Welcome to the Seventh Grade Language Arts!
By Kelley Cunningham
Rugrat Reprieve
Threesome: Why Mommy and Daddy Need a Special Helper
By Rachael Brownell
Mominatrix
The Cone: Not Just for Soft Serve Anymore
By Kristen Chase
Growing Pains
Weighing in and measuring up.
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Parenting »
Expectations
Our kids don't always follow the program.
By Jennifer Grissom
Doing Their Jobs
All in a kid's days work
By Lizbeth Finn-Arnold
Being the Mom
It's my turn to play dress-up.
By Kim Montes
The Warp Speed Of Sexuality
Sometimes living in the age of sexuality is tiring.
By Lauri Kubuitsile
"A diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections." -- Chinese Proverb