IP Web
COLUMNISTS | PARENTING | POLITICS/SOCIETY | HUMOR | LIFESTYLE | RESOURCES | COMMUNITY | BLOG | RECALLS | NEWS | STORE
From the Blog »
Rivalry Revels in Psyched Out Parenting
 He is wanted for transgressions against humanity.
Who Ever Said That Life is Fair?
Throughout my life, I have been on a pursuit of justice and equality.
What parents want (from a teacher!)
As a teacher I am confident in my professional abilities, but I never pass up an opportunity to gain knowledge and insight from those more experienced.
» Read entire blog
Latest Headlines »
Human remains detected in Casey Anthony's car
Florida investigators are saying that they have found proof that human remains were at some point in the trunk of Casey Anthony's car.
Children hit hardest by bad economy
Not surprisingly, a new report shows that children bear most of the brunt of poverty in the United States.
1,000 pound woman indicted in death of nephew
Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, the half-ton woman who was arrested in the murder of her 2-year-old nephew, was officially indicted by a grand jury.
» Read more news
Latest Recalls »
Abbott recalls Calcilo infant formula
Abbott has announced a voluntary recall of their Calcilo XD infant formula, after it was found the can may have been faulty, letting in air and causing oxidation.
Little Rider toys recalled for lead
The Master Toys and Novelties company have mastered putting lead paint on their Little Rider toys.
Douglas blankets recalled for strangulation hazard
Out of all the things that put our kids in harm's way, we didn't think they're blankie would be one of them.
Beco Butterfly Baby Carriers Recalled for Fall Hazard
Better put down the coffee, lady, you're going to need both hands free to catch your baby.
Fake teeth recalled for lead
We'll admit that sometimes when certain items are recalled for lead paint, we question anyone chewing on said item in the first place.
» Read more product recall information
Popular This Month »
Getting lucky.
It’s no secret that today, 08/08/08, is considered the luckiest day this year – thousands of superstitious couples are scheduled to get hitched and hordes of preggos are being offered huge prizes just to pop one out.
We're just not a beauty queen kind of family.
Earlier this summer, the owner of my kids’ Taekwondo school sent us an e-mail.
Loser Mom Syndrome
The most overlooked disease facing Mothers today is Loser Mom Syndrome.
Those cheatin' hearts.
It seems that you can’t open a newspaper, magazine, or hell, an email from a friend and not read about a politician’s wife, a celebrity’s spouse, or someone close to you suffering at the hands of their husband’s wandering eye.
The ins and outs of sex offender notification.
Are there any sex offenders living in your neighborhood? Of course not, you think.

Not So Merry Go Round

I lost my youth at the carnival.


By Emma Yenko
Forget about trifocals, or sagging knees that lock each time I bend down to pick up the newspaper from the front steps every morning, or even being on a first name basis with my pharmacist (Hi, Wally!).

Recently »
Dinner for One
The ABCs of Single Parent Survival
By Susan Courtad
The IP Bookshelf
Never Take a Shark to the Dentist by Judi Barrett, illustrated by John Nickle
Mominatrix
Those cheatin' hearts.
By Kristen Chase
Long Journey on a Short Bus
The Club.
By Karen Murphy
The Parental is Political
The ins and outs of sex offender notification.
By Julie Marsh
Mamma Mia
Being a passenger in life.
By Anita Doberman
» Read all latest
Advertisement
What we're talking about »
In Jon and Kate Plus Eight
Kate Nominated for Good Housekeeping Mother of the Month (1 post)
In Jon and Kate Plus Eight
Who would you like to see on a reality show? (8 posts)
In Jon and Kate Plus Eight
Truely Inspiring!!! (2 posts)
In Jon and Kate Plus Eight
Coupons, discounts, etc (6 posts)
» Join the discussion
Latest IP Sweepstakes »

Bone Comics Giveaway We're giving away Bone Comics stuff to 5 lucky winners! Enter the Bone Comics giveaway here.

SOAPnet.com Giveaway We're giving away a number of different prizes courtesy of SOAPnet.com. Enter the giveaway here.
Sign up for Imperfect Parent News
Our supporters:

Add this button to your own blog or website!
Resources »
Pregnancy Due Date Calculator
Use this tool to find out an approximate date of when that hellion is expected to appear on Earth.
Ovulation Calculator
With our ovulation calculator you can find out the next best time to try and conceive.
The Parental is Political
Our guide to government, politics and advocacy in your area.
MILF Handbook
Beauty and fashion information to help you become the hottest piece of ass at the PTA.
Politics/Society »
A Socially Irresponsible Stroll Through My Neighborhood
Sometimes convenience trumps political correctness.
By Robin Dutton-Cookston
Red Fish, Blue Fish
A view of Conservative vs. Liberal values in America's classrooms.
By Alan Thomas
My Many Hats
The life of a stay at home working mom.
By Christina Barber
Dancing Between the Party Lines
Parenting makes it not so black and white.
By Jennifer Cummins
Lifestyle »
The IP Bookshelf
Ox, House, Stick: The History of the Alphabet written by Don Robb; illustrated by Anne Smith
The IP Bookshelf
Princess Justina Albertina: A Cautionary Tale, by Ellen Dee Davidson; illustrated by Michael Chesworth
HMOM
Attention all expectant mothers: be your own healthcare advocate!
By Pam Mitchell Mangas
The IP Bookshelf
Knock, Knock! Who's There? Jokes by 14 Wacky and Talented Artists
Columnists »
What's the Matter With Mommy?
Have you heard the latest Mom jokes?
By Kelley Cunningham
Mominatrix
Valentine's Day, Mominatrix Style
By Kristen Chase
Mother Magnetism
DIY Summer Beauty Guide -- Second Edition: Sunless tanning
By Kelly Reising
Mother Magnetism
This week: Beauty tips for busy moms, brittle nails and hat head.
By Kelly Reising
Humor »
The Grand Adventurer
The wonderful escapades of Princess Me.
By Heather Summerville
Ask the Angry Baby
Smelly poop, a nanny's concerns, scabs, and colors
Itchy & Scratchy
or Ten Things I've Learned About Head Lice
By Eileen Flanagan
WTF?! Toy Roundup
Gooey Louie, Security Camera, Fairly Oddparents, and Slimecano
"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it." -- Salvador Dali

Home | Parenting | Politics/Social Issues | Humor | Lifestyle | Resources | Community | Blog | Store

About The Imperfect Parent | Submission Guidelines | Press | Contact Us | Advertise on The Imperfect Parent | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use
All original content © 2002 - 2008 The Imperfect Parent™ and Tiny Tantrums Media. The Imperfect Parent and Mominatrix are trademarks of Prudentia Communications Group.

Reproduction of material from any of The Imperfect Parent's pages without written permission is strictly prohibited. The Imperfect Parent and Tiny Tantrums are trademarks of Prudentia Communications Group. Views and opinions expressed are those of the author, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Imperfect Parent. The Imperfect Parent is designed for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to be a substitute for medical, health, legal, or financial advice from a professional.