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Happy Independence Day!
If this doesn't make you swell up with American pride, then I don't know what will.
If the Name Fits...
Sometimes you choose just the most perfect name for your pets that it?s uncanny.
You don't monkey with tradition
So tomorrow is the 4th of July -- the kick-off of all summer celebrations.
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Latest Headlines »
Amber Alert issued for boy allegedly taken by father
A California man allegedly shot his wife in the face and took off with their son.
Teen charged with raping, murdering child
We can't believe this is the second type of this story in so many days.
New York toddler attacked by pit bull
A 3-year-old in New York City was mauled by a pit bull after a man allegedly used the dog as a weapon.
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Latest Recalls »
Abbott recalls Calcilo infant formula
Abbott has announced a voluntary recall of their Calcilo XD infant formula, after it was found the can may have been faulty, letting in air and causing oxidation.
Little Rider toys recalled for lead
The Master Toys and Novelties company have mastered putting lead paint on their Little Rider toys.
Douglas blankets recalled for strangulation hazard
Out of all the things that put our kids in harm's way, we didn't think they're blankie would be one of them.
Beco Butterfly Baby Carriers Recalled for Fall Hazard
Better put down the coffee, lady, you're going to need both hands free to catch your baby.
Fake teeth recalled for lead
We'll admit that sometimes when certain items are recalled for lead paint, we question anyone chewing on said item in the first place.
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Mommy Mammaries
After two pregnancies and a combined three years of breastfeeding, my boobs have definitely seen better days.
Threesome: Why Mommy and Daddy Need a Special Helper
The concept of threesomes has been employed by unhappy spouses (or marriage partners with superior imaginations, depending on your view) since time immemorial.
Cursing habits, sippy cups, co-sleeping sex, international travel, and saying "no"
My 7-year-old has a habit of cursing. He occasionally does it in front of me, and I've heard he does it at school.
Why do drug addicted parents retain custody of their children?
Not unlike many drug addicts’ homes, Jessica Kasten’s house was a garbage refuge and only one of the things that was sorely neglected in her life.
Dealing with a globetrotting spouse.
With my own spouse gone most of the week and millions of other women playing single parent in one capacity or another thanks to military deployments and numerous companies requiring business travel, I’m betting that sex toy sales must be sky rocketing.

It's Not My Fault!

Finally, we have a scapegoat!


By Kerrie Flanagan
Just when I think our world cannot get any crazier I pick up the newspaper and see the headline, "Activists blame obesity on sugary SpongeBob.

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Parenting »
My Only Child
There can be only one.
By Victoria Clayton Munn
The Pool Party
By Christina Deanne
Cyber Warriors
A new breed of superheroes battle online child predators.
Chris Hansen
The famous face of the To Catch a Predator series talks about his motivation, his new book, and the most disturbing thing he's witnessed during production.
Columnists »
What's the Matter With Mommy?
Warped values: only $12.50 per child, cake included!
By Kelley Cunningham
The Parental is Political
Flag burning: merely incendiary, or downright illegal?
By Julie Marsh
Mother Magnetism
This week: it's all about great lashes.
By Kelly Reising
Rugrat Reprieve
The Ultimate Rugrat Reprieve
By Rachael Brownell
Humor »
WTF?! Toy Roundup
Design Your Own Basketball, Mighty Beanz, Crocodile Dentist, Marshmallow Peeps Marshmallow Maker
How To Be Friends With A Working Mother
A primer.
By Kelley Cunningham
Full Moon, White Lie
By Hildie S. Block
Secret Agent Mom
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
By Kristen Chase
Politics/Society »
An Open Letter to Linda Hirshman
Is there a political agenda behind "Get to Work: A Manifesto for Women of the World"?
By Alan Thomas
Dancing Between the Party Lines
Parenting makes it not so black and white.
By Jennifer Cummins
Religious Intolerance
Just get over it.
By Shannon Kietzman
Red Fish, Blue Fish
A view of Conservative vs. Liberal values in America's classrooms.
By Alan Thomas
"We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists... in the loved one, perfection." -- Sidney Poitier