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Forgetful situation may lead to an unfortunate incarceration
"So ? honey, about that unfortunate incarceration?" No, too vague.
An open letter to Brett Favre
Dear Brett Favre, Fuck you. FUUUUUUCCKKK you and your "off again on again off again" revolving door retirement, and you packing your old ass off to the New York Jets.
Confessions of a 5-year-old Drama Queen
Me: Graham, what's wrong, why are you crying? Graham: Because.
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Latest Headlines »
Mom brings kids on robbery spree
We didn't know it was bring your kids to work day.
Toddler dead after falling down elevator shaft
Not being an elevator fan myself, I think I'll use the stairs during elevator renovations due to "unsatisfactory" elevators.
Teen texted before fatal car crash
Authorities are indicating that records show a 16-year-old girl who died in a fatal car crash was texting on her phone moments before impact.
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Latest Recalls »
Abbott recalls Calcilo infant formula
Abbott has announced a voluntary recall of their Calcilo XD infant formula, after it was found the can may have been faulty, letting in air and causing oxidation.
Little Rider toys recalled for lead
The Master Toys and Novelties company have mastered putting lead paint on their Little Rider toys.
Douglas blankets recalled for strangulation hazard
Out of all the things that put our kids in harm's way, we didn't think they're blankie would be one of them.
Beco Butterfly Baby Carriers Recalled for Fall Hazard
Better put down the coffee, lady, you're going to need both hands free to catch your baby.
Fake teeth recalled for lead
We'll admit that sometimes when certain items are recalled for lead paint, we question anyone chewing on said item in the first place.
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Popular This Month »
An added benefit to nipple piercing
Most women will tell you that the nipples are the gateway to getting in their pants.
Why You Should Never Make Box Macaroni & Cheese Again: A Manifesto
I think there is nothing more evil than a box of macaroni and cheese.
Brides, Boys and Bellyaches
I always knew single parenthood would have its challenges, but I never imagined it would make me ill.
We're just not a beauty queen kind of family.
Earlier this summer, the owner of my kids’ Taekwondo school sent us an e-mail.
Getting lucky.
It’s no secret that today, 08/08/08, is considered the luckiest day this year – thousands of superstitious couples are scheduled to get hitched and hordes of preggos are being offered huge prizes just to pop one out.
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Long Journey on a Short Bus

The Club.

By Karen Murphy
Last year just before Halloween we shopped for costumes.

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Of Mice And Kids
I had honorable intentions.
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Use this tool to find out an approximate date of when that hellion is expected to appear on Earth.
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With our ovulation calculator you can find out the next best time to try and conceive.
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Our guide to government, politics and advocacy in your area.
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Beauty and fashion information to help you become the hottest piece of ass at the PTA.
Humor »
WTF?! Toy Roundup
Hershey's S'mores, Don't Wake Daddy, Bratz Twister, and In Your Face
Ask the Angry Baby
No talking, naps, tossing and blanket sucking
Ask the Angry Baby
Sibling Rivalry, Diaper Ditchers, Narcs, and Swings.
Morning Has Broken
A play-by-play of one mom's a.m. routine.
By Asha Dornfest
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Five Little Monkeys
Further proof of a missing link.
By Heidi Campbell
Poor Reception
Could I finally wean my family off TV?
By Liz Jones
The Peanut Gallery
What do cowboys and marionettes have to do with sex?
By Scott Warner
My Brother's Keeper?!?
A four-year-old's journey into sibling-dom.
By Jessica Carlson
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What's Eating You? Parasites: The Inside Story Written by Nicola Davies; illustrated by Neal Layton
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While You Are Sleeping, written and illustrated by Alexis Deacon
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The Snow Baby: The Arctic Childhood of Admiral Robert E. Peary's Daring Daughter By Katherine Kirkpatrick
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What's the Matter With Mommy?
Dear your name here, Happy Holidays!
By Kelley Cunningham
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Remembering "The Old Country" in a whole new way
By Elizabeth Thompson
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"I Spy" for Parents
By Kelley Cunningham
Rugrat Reprieve
It Takes a City and a State
By Rachael Brownell
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