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The Candy Wars
Obviously, it is never too early for me to start scheming ? and worrying ? about where my next sugar rush will come from.
And the Rich Get Richer ...
Those in senior management at American Girl, I'm talking to you.
Would someone please give Maureen McCormick some attention?
If someone doesn't, she's going to keep appearing on reality TV shows and rehashing her romance with Barry Williams ad nauseum and I am ready to throw another football at her nose just to shut her up.
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Latest Headlines »
Casey Anthony indicted for murder
Bad news for Casey Anthony -- a grand jury indicted her today in the murder of her daughter, Caylee, along with other charges.
Teen shot while TP-ing house
Last month a teen was shot for egging a car, and now another teen has been shot for toilet papering a house.
No extra kindergarten for you!
An Indiana boy's parents are appealing a judge's ruling that the boy -- who suffers from a traumatic brain injury -- is not allowed to enroll in both morning and afternoon kindergarten classes.
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Latest Recalls »
More Simplicity brand cribs recalled
Various retailers have announced a voluntary recall of side drop cribs made by Simplicity, Inc.
Abbott recalls Calcilo infant formula
Abbott has announced a voluntary recall of their Calcilo XD infant formula, after it was found the can may have been faulty, letting in air and causing oxidation.
Little Rider toys recalled for lead
The Master Toys and Novelties company have mastered putting lead paint on their Little Rider toys.
Douglas blankets recalled for strangulation hazard
Out of all the things that put our kids in harm's way, we didn't think they're blankie would be one of them.
Beco Butterfly Baby Carriers Recalled for Fall Hazard
Better put down the coffee, lady, you're going to need both hands free to catch your baby.
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Orgasmic Birth
If you’ve been wondering where the hell your “Big O” went, apparently you might want to consider giving birth naturally.
10 Ways to Have Your Very Own Picky Eater
You know, I envy moms who complain their children won’t eat spinach or turn their noses up at pot roast.
An Open Letter to Sarah Palin
Dear Gov. Palin, Yes, it's me again. I told you I'd be back in touch.
The Secret Life Of A Stay-At-Home Dad: Deadbeat, Invalid, And Lothario
"It always makes me happy to have both parents present at our open house," our daughter's kindergarten teacher told us last year.
My kid's going to die. Is yours?
The thing that sets parents of kids with special needs apart from other parents is simple.
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By Amy Nathan
Elmo and Clifford don't live here anymore. My son outgrew Nick Jr. before Dora was born and long before the Backyardigans moved to town.

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Columnists »
Home/Office
A Stigmatism
By Dana Tuszke
Growing Pains
The year I fed my husband chicken.
By Elizabeth Thompson
Growing Pains
Ms. Independent meets Mr. Mom
By Elizabeth Thompson
What's the Matter With Mommy?
What Are You Going To Be?
By Kelley Cunningham
Humor »
I’m Pregnant, Einstein!
Expecting mothers have no shame.
By Janene Mascarella
Happy Birthday, Dear Visa
Monkeys and clowns and rock bands, oh my!
By Prescott Carlson
How To Be Friends With A Working Mother
A primer.
By Kelley Cunningham
Stick a Fork in It
Ten technological marvels that help me ignore my kids.
By Brandy Stoner
Parenting »
Watermarked Dreams
Has a simple stain become my omen?
By Karen Pruitt Fowler
Language Acquisition
My kids are expanding their vocabularies...
By Joanna Nesbit
My Brother's Keeper?!?
A four-year-old's journey into sibling-dom.
By Jessica Carlson
Poor Cindermama
What's a mom got to do to get to the ball?
By Lizbeth Finn-Arnold
Politics/Society »
Religious Intolerance
Just get over it.
By Shannon Kietzman
A Socially Irresponsible Stroll Through My Neighborhood
Sometimes convenience trumps political correctness.
By Robin Dutton-Cookston
A Better Mousetrap?
Today's supermarket aisles are full of innovative new products like green ketchup and purple french fries. What are these people thinking??
By Linda Sharp
Earth to Mommy
The fall from green grace isn't that far down.
By Suzanne Lafetra
"A diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections." -- Chinese Proverb

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