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Shave the Date: No Bush Left Behind

By Kristen Chase



My fellow Americans. Regardless of how you voted this past Tuesday, the timely exit of President Bush should be something we can all agree on.

And for such a momentous occasion, a celebration is in order.

So to commemorate our new found freedom from the last eight years, the Mominatrix is encouraging you to unite together and “Shave the Date” -- Inauguration Day, January 20, 2009, when we will leave no bush behind.

We, the people with pubic hair, should come together and celebrate this historic election. Show your love for your country, and as you watch our new president take his oath and feel your satin undies against your smooth nether region, you can take pride in knowing you've rid your world of bush once and for all.

Now before you run off hog wild and stockpile bottles of Nair, here are a few helpful hints to consider as you prepare to rid yourself from the shackles of your pubes.

1. Shaving can be a convenient option for moms, but it will require more attention than you might be able to spare on any given day. Schedule a babysitter, grab your Dustbuster, and lock the bathroom door. Definitely invest in a good razor and shaving cream, and if you haven’t shaved before, make sure to trim before going at it. And for god sakes find a decent mirror.

2. Some women swear by the electric clippers, and while they can make short work of your pubes, be careful. Confidence can lead to cuts. You’ve already had enough trauma down there; no need to do more damage.

3. A bikini wax is always a great excuse to get a little alone time away from the kids. Make sure to ask for an aesthetician recommendation before stopping at some random strip mall just because it’s on the way home. And consider doing a trial run; the more waxes you have, the less painful it can be. Either way, definitely pop a few Advil before your appointment.

4. If you’re feeling creative, then snag a Hair Care Down There kit. Not only does it provide you with all the necessary DIY pubic hair couture tools, but you can even do fancy designs. Stars and stripes, anyone?

Join the movement and Shave the Date – 01.20.2009!

Place one of our “Shave the Date” buttons on your blog by copying/pasting the code below. Then drop an email to mominatrix@imperfectparent.com with your blog url and you’ll be entered to win one of three "Good Girls Have Pubes" t-shirts. You can also join the Facebook event.





Contest expires Midnight 01.20.2009 (Official bush ridding is not required for participation, but strongly encouraged due to sexual satisfaction and patriotism that might be experienced).

And please do not send the Mominatrix pictures of your bald pussy. But feel free to mail them to: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500.

Thanks, New Girl!






You know you have questions for the Mominatrix -- come on, don't be shy, email them to mominatrix@imperfectparent.com. Identities are kept strictly confidential.


Kristen Chase left a job as a college music professor for her current career as stay-at-home-mother of three. When she's not perusing the local adult bookstores and foot fetish websites, she maintains several weblogs, including Motherhood Uncensored, Cool Mom Picks, and Parent Bloggers Network.

19 Responses to "Shave the Date: No Bush Left Behind"

1. Jenni

Nov 07, 2008 13:01

LOL. I think this is a great idea!

2. Larissa Addison

Nov 07, 2008 13:32

this is hilarious!

3. tracey

Nov 08, 2008 21:03

Oh holy hell, I absolutely cracked up!!

Though, technically, shouldn't it read "...leave bush behind..." instead of "no bush behind?" ;)

I have no problems with shaving for my country. Out to get the new razors and stock up! Good for the economy, too. Way to go!

4. Dana

Nov 08, 2008 22:02

I'm still laughing. But I'm in. Going to put a button up!

5. Rusti

Nov 09, 2008 01:14

That is toooooo funny!

6. mamadaisy

Nov 11, 2008 13:55

HA! i'm absolutely linking to this.

7. Brendan

Dec 08, 2008 09:16

I do not understand the hatred towards President Bush. You do realize that Congress, not the President, passes laws? I respect the President and think he is doing a decent job. Its embarrassing to hear comments like this.

8. jenny malnings

Dec 08, 2008 09:42

Men are quite partial to a hairless down under, or Go0se as my man calls it...

9. Mom101

Dec 08, 2008 11:34

You, dear, are a genius.

Brendan not so much.

"The president? he doesn't do anything! Why - he's practically a figurehead. Like Prince Charles. Or Fidel Castro's dog."

10. Datura Rose

Dec 08, 2008 12:26

This is great!

11. Mona

Dec 08, 2008 13:29

America, FUCK YEA!!!!

12. J. Acai

Dec 08, 2008 15:13

Hilarious, and for such a worthy and noble cause!

13. Jeane

Dec 08, 2008 21:35

Better it is done by BF

14. ntopics

Dec 08, 2008 23:35

Shave the Date - that's very smooth. Please leave no Bush, and feel free to mail them - very cool.

thanks from tony

15. Stephen Boyle

Dec 10, 2008 11:27

Love the concept and while I'm not a female I'm working on creating my own take on Shave The Bush. Having had a full head of long hair, moustache and goatee - I'm prepared to go through a vote to see what gets shaved. Full credit to your blog as the inspiration.

16. Stacy

Dec 16, 2008 22:13

I added a button!

17. Kelly Dale

Dec 23, 2008 00:36

I'll do it if men do it.

18. David

Dec 26, 2008 11:44

Both my wife and I are looking forward to participating. Should be a fun way to celebrate.

19. Modemac

Jan 09, 2009 21:20

What's the point of mailing pictures of your pussy and/or dick to the White House *after* Bush has left office? Better to find the address of his Texas ranch and send them there. Along with a bag of pretzels.

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