Santa checked his list twice and could care less about nice. He's rewarding naughty moms this year with all sorts of goodies that will definitely make their holiday a very happy one.
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Every naughty girl needs a muse. |
Ravenous Romance Gift Certificate A little hot and heavy reading. |
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Her own personal trainer. |
Who said you can't wrap up an orgasm? |
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Ride Sally ride. |
Sweets for your sweet. |
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Because any old thong just won't do. |
Who said diamonds are a girl's best friend? |
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Batteries are so last year. |
Now she can't say you never bring her flowers. |
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Teacher's pet. |
For the Mominatrix in Your Life Every mom needs a copy of The Mominatrix's Guide to Sex by the Mominatrix herself. And now it's available for Kindle! Whip not included. |
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