For the New Mom

If she's got to have a baby attached to her boob 24-7, she might as well look hot while doing it.

Naughty: Indulge in the French Lace Nursing Bra from Bella Materna ($98), or splurge on the maternity nursing set from celeb fave Agent Provocateur ($110).

Nice: Condessa ($55) has got a few lacy numbers that look and feel like real bras.

Book: Porn for New Moms ($12.95)

For the Tech Geek

Not just any toy will get your sexy nerd going, so tempt them with these Bill Gates-worthy devices.

Naughty: The SaSi Vibrator ($185) has multiple settings and uses its super duper memory to keep track of your favorites. Sort of like a robot, except without the weird voice.

Nice: They'll love tinkering with the Naughty Nano ($70), a sex toy that plugs into everything from an iPhone to your iPod and vibrates to the pulse of your music, or the Boditalk Escort ($60), a toy that buzzes your clit every time someone calls you on your cell.

Book: Em & Lo's Sex Toy: An A-Z Guide to Bedside Accessories ($14.95)

For the Accessories Whore

Everyone loves a little bling under the tree. And it's a good way to guarantee a score in the bedroom.

Naughty: Grab a flirty necklace from naughty French shop Locher's ($69), or for your man, get him a semi-precious cock ring ($71.95).

Nice: Let everyone know her talents with this "Good in Bed" necklace ($10), or help him spice up his outfits with these sexy lady cuff links ($22.50).

Book: Sex and the City ($19.95)

For the Weird Scientist

They're always down in the basement playing with their weird toys. Now get them to do it with you in the bedroom.

Naughty: Let them custom design their own custom sex machine (prices vary) from Thrill Hammer.

Nice: The pump and cylinder kit ($113) will satisfy their penchant for science and sex.

Book: Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex ($24.95)

For the Tree Hugger

Even crunchy, granola earth lovers like to get it on. Now they can do it, and save the earth at the same time.

Naughty: This gorgeous pyrex sex toy ($195) is free of all bad chemicals - plus no batteries or electricity required.

Nice: They'll flip over this sustainable, locally harvested apple wood dildo ($31) from Cabin Dweller.

Book: The Amazon Kindle ($359) version of The Many Joys of Sex Toys ($12.95)

Combine their love of food with their love of sex and you'll both be hungry for more.

Naughty: The Kama Sutra Earthly Delights kit ($69.99) is a fantastic way to tickle their tastebuds and a few other places.

Nice: The edible chocolate body sauce ($15.00) goes well on ice cream. And you.

Book: Booty Food: A Date By Date, Nibble by Nibble, Course by Course Guide to Cultivating Love and Passion Through Food ($24.95)

For the DIY

Beat the crafty person at their own game this holiday season.

Naughty: Chances are they've never made their own dildo ($79 and up). Well, now they can.

Nice: Peruse Homemade Sex Toys and create your own - from whatever you've got lying around the house.

Book: Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects ($14.95)

For the Philanthropist

It's definitely better to give than to receive. And who better to understand that than your charitable spouse.

Naughty: Grab a Blow Job or Cunnilingus Expert Kit ($49). Hey, what better gift for a giver, right?

Nice: The Come for a Cause ($20) kit gives you an orgasm while donating to two different worthy causes.

Book: IOU Sex Book ($5.95)

Cheap Thrills ($20 and less)

Sex toy bag ($14.95)
Ophoria V Ring ($8 and up)
Babeland Silver Bullet ($15)
Tingle Tip ($15)
Good Clean Love Oils Set ($16.99)

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