We all know you don't need another cotton blend sweater, and
he certainly doesn't need another tie. But every parent could
probably use more sex of the very hot kind. So the Mominatrix
is playing personal shopper by offering you a hand-picked
selection of gifts that will definitely keep on giving.
These toys (no lead here!) and other sex-essories are sure
to please every type of parent out there, from the new mom
to your favorite music lover and much more. Just make sure
you have plenty of plain brown wrapping paper.
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For the New Mom
If she's got to have a baby attached to her boob
24-7, she might as well look hot while doing it.
Naughty: Indulge in the French Lace Nursing Bra from Bella Materna ($98), or splurge on the maternity nursing set from celeb fave Agent Provocateur ($110).
Nice: Condessa ($55) has got a few lacy numbers that look and feel like real bras.
Book: Porn for New Moms ($12.95) |

For the Tech Geek
Not just any toy will get your sexy nerd going, so tempt them with these Bill Gates-worthy devices.
Naughty: The SaSi Vibrator ($185) has multiple settings and uses its super duper memory to keep track of your favorites. Sort of like a robot, except without the weird voice.
Nice: They'll love tinkering with the Naughty Nano ($70), a sex toy that plugs into everything from an iPhone to your iPod and vibrates to the pulse of your music, or the Boditalk Escort ($60), a toy that buzzes your clit every time someone calls you on your cell.
Book: Em & Lo's
Sex Toy: An A-Z Guide to Bedside Accessories ($14.95) |
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For the Accessories Whore
Everyone loves a little bling under the tree. And it's a good way to guarantee a score in the bedroom.
Naughty: Grab a flirty necklace from naughty French shop Locher's ($69), or for your man, get him a semi-precious cock ring ($71.95).
Nice: Let everyone know her talents with this "Good in Bed" necklace ($10), or help him spice up his outfits with these sexy lady cuff links ($22.50).
Book: Sex and the City ($19.95) |

For the Weird Scientist
They're always down in the basement playing with their weird toys. Now get them to do it with you in the bedroom.
Naughty: Let them custom design their own custom sex machine (prices vary) from Thrill Hammer.
Nice: The pump and cylinder kit ($113) will satisfy their penchant for science and sex.
Book: Bonk:
The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex ($24.95) |
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For the Tree Hugger
Even crunchy, granola earth lovers like to get it on. Now they can do it, and save the earth at the same time.
Naughty: This gorgeous pyrex
sex toy ($195) is free of all bad chemicals - plus
no batteries or electricity required.
Nice: They'll flip over this sustainable, locally harvested apple wood dildo ($31) from Cabin Dweller.
Book: The Amazon
Kindle ($359) version of The
Many Joys of Sex Toys ($12.95) |

For the Foodie Combine their love of food with their love of sex and you'll both be hungry for more.
Naughty: The Kama Sutra Earthly Delights kit ($69.99) is a fantastic way to tickle their tastebuds and a few other places.
Nice: The edible chocolate body sauce ($15.00) goes well on ice cream. And you.
Book: Booty
Food: A Date By Date, Nibble by Nibble, Course by
Course Guide to Cultivating Love and Passion Through
Food ($24.95) |
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For the DIY
Beat the crafty person at their own game this holiday season.
Naughty: Chances are they've never made their own dildo ($79 and up). Well, now they can.
Nice: Peruse Homemade Sex Toys and create your own - from whatever you've got lying around the house.
Book: Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects ($14.95) |

For the Philanthropist
It's definitely better to give than to receive. And who better to understand that than your charitable spouse.
Naughty: Grab a Blow Job or Cunnilingus Expert Kit ($49). Hey, what better gift for a giver, right?
Nice: The Come for a Cause ($20) kit gives you an orgasm while donating to two different worthy causes.
Book: IOU
Sex Book ($5.95) |
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Cheap Thrills ($20 and less)
Sex toy bag ($14.95)
Ophoria V Ring ($8 and up)
Babeland Silver Bullet ($15)
Tingle Tip ($15)
Good Clean Love Oils Set ($16.99) |
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by showing your support for the Mominatrix Gift Guide.
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send us your URL, and we'll randomly pick 2 winners on 12/31/08 to win one of two great gift packs, plus a Mominatrix t-shirt. |
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