For the Gym Rat

Six-pack abs? Try six-pack Vag with a set of Smart Balls ($22.99) or the Kegelcisor ($72.99). Top it off with a gift certificate for an erotic exercise class, like Flirty Girl Fitness (search your local listings for similar classes) and make sure she practices her new skills. On you.

For the Die-hard Romantic

The waterproof Pleasure Petals vibrator ($28.99) and Afterglow sex candle ($25) take the played out flowers and candles to a whole new level. Literally.

For the Eco-Conscious Treehugger

Now crunchy, eco-obsessed moms can reach a no carbon-footprint climax with plastic-free toys like Don Wands Treeze Realistic wood vibrator ($72.99) or the Phallix Gold ribbed G-spot wonder glass dildo ($69.99). The Earth won't be the only one thanking you.

For the Foodie

Give your favorite cook the night off and make her the main course with the Edible Bra ($6.99) and a set of Gummy Handcuffs ($4.99). For dessert, turn yourself into a tasty treat with the Body Frosting Gift Crate ($23.99). Don't forget the whipped cream.

For the Neat Freak

Lighten her cleaning load with a Liberator Safari Throe ($84.99), a sexy waterproof blanket that will keep your bed clean and dry. For her other chores, outfit her with a Frisky French Maid costume ($32.99). It gives "keeping it clean" a whole new meaning.

For the Accessories Whore

Add to her jewelry collection with a pair of beaded nipple huggers ($15.99) and the highly-lauded Eltiri Anal Beads ($39.99), packed carefully in a "jewelry" box like the Devine Toy Box ($39.99). Pearl necklace optional.

For the Control Freak

Does somebody need a time out? Give her a taste of her own medicine with the Chains of Pleasure Kit ($26.99) and the Bondage Chair ($33.99), perfect for keeping naughty moms (or dads) gently restrained.

For the Dads

Has daddy been a naughty boy this year? Reward him (and you) with a Bo Pleasure Object ($65.99), a more sleek and less intimidating vibrating cock ring, or wrap up some Sliquid Swirl flavored lubricant ($11.99) with a very dog-eared copy of Tickle His Pickle ($14.99). He'll get the idea.

For the Mominatrix in Your Life

Every mom needs a Mominatrix t-shirt and a personally autographed copy of The Mominatrix's Guide to Sex by the Mominatrix herself. Whip not included.

Special Holiday Offer: Get a Mominatrix t-shirt and pre-order a signed copy of The Mominatrix's Guide to Sex ($35 for both). Your recipient will get a shirt and a personal card letting her know their book is on its way (books will be shipped late January). To get this deal, order here.

Special for Mominatrix Readers!

Enter the code "MOMINATRIX" at checkout when you place an order with Eden Fantasys and receive 15% off now through 2/15/2010 (so you're set for Valentine's Day, too!). And if you've got a picky mom, or super nosy family members, don't fret - just get her an Eden Fantasys gift card.