We all know you don't need another cotton blend sweater, and
he certainly doesn't need another tie. But every parent could
probably use more sex of the very hot kind. So the Mominatrix
is playing personal shopper by offering you a hand-picked
selection of gifts that will definitely keep on giving.
These toys (no lead here!) and other sex-essories are sure
to please every type of parent out there, from the new mom
to your favorite music lover and much more. Just make sure
you have plenty of plain brown wrapping paper.
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For the Mama With a Potty Mouth
Sometimes you just can't take the sailor out of the
mom. So why not appease her dirty mouth with a shirt
from Paris-based (fancy!) Lochers like "Will
Fuck for Shoes" ($87) or "No
Time to Fuck" ($87). Pair it with a romantic
card from Offensive and Delightful ($4.25) and a
bar of Dirty
Girl soap ($7.99) (to wash out her mouth). |
For the New Mom
Get her out of her milk stained old nursing bra and
t-shirt and into something sexy, like the Cassandra
Lace Sets ($70). Or hide a copy of Porn
for New Moms ($12.95) and a Discretion
($20) in a hot new diaper
bag from Nest ($322.95). You just never know when
the moment will hit her. |
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For the Eco Mama
No earth conscious mom would be caught wasting batteries
on a vibe. So get her an
eco-friendly rechargeable one from Blowfish ($99.95).
She and the earth will thank you. |
For the Music Lovin' Mama
The OhMiBod
($69) vibrator pulses to the beat of your iPod
tunes, so make sure to include an iTunes
Gift Card, just in case she's a die hard
Neil Diamond fan. For a little extra fun, throw in the
Ohmibod
garter ($29). |
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For the Mom Who Really Needs a Vacation
Away From the Kids
If you're looking to really spice things back up, then
sweep her away to a Hedonism
Resort. And make sure to pack a Mile
High Kit ($25). It's the perfect way to get the
things started. |
For the Book Worm Mama Snatch up a couple
books that she will most definitely not be able to put
down, from well-known sex authors like Susie
Bright and Suzy
Parker. Make sure to include this "Let's
Hump" card ($3.50) and a pearl
thong (as a bookmark). |
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For the Mom Who Does Not Need
Any More Jewelry
No expensive diamond will provide you (or your spouse)
with the pleasure from one evening (or really, five
minutes) with the ultimate sex toy, The
Cone (on sale! $96.75). Throw in a pearl
necklace (a real one, you freaks) and she'll
be screaming your name all night long. |
For the Hardworking Mama
Draw a bath with some Naughty
Bubbles bubble bath ($22) and set the mood with
a few passion
candles ($15) from Good Clean Love. And of course,
don't forget a fantastic
wine and a vibrating
rubber ducky ($26.99). |
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For the Mom Who Likes Art in
the Bedroom
Try a gorgeous hand sculpted glass dildo, like the
Elizabethan
($299.95) or the Rose
Colored Glass ($179.95) model. And rest assured,
these dildos are BPA and Pthalate free.
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For the Overly Organized Mama
Feed her obsession with a Sex
Night Planner ($12) and a gift membership
to Sitter
City. Might as well use her organizational
skills to your advantage. |
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For the DIY Mama
If she was born with the crafty gene, then she'll enjoy
learning how to make her own sex toys with this
book ($14.95). Just don't hold the Mominatrix
responsible for any weird MacGyver role plays. |
For the Dominating Mama
And no mom's wardrobe is complete without a Mominatrix
t-shirt ($25). These hand-embroidered 100% cotton
shirts are sure to bring out her Mominatrix within.
Handcuffs and whip not included. |
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