It’s nothing short of a miracle that between staring at tiny little butts and repeating yourself 427 times all day long you actually have the desire to have sex. So if you do, chances are you’re not that picky about what kind of orgasm you have. And really, these days types of orgasms are broken down not by stimulated body part but by how many times your husband did the dishes that week or how long past 6 a.m. your child slept.
And both at the same time? Well, that’s a life-flashing-before-you “Come to Jesus” orgasm right there.
But technically speaking, there are two types of orgasms: clitoral orgasms and vaginal orgasms.
You did know that, right?
Don’t feel gypped. They’re both classified as “really good,” so unless you’ve had neither, you’re doing just fine.
However, some people like to say that the vaginal orgasms are way more satisfying. Even Freud called them “mature,” which can only mean that in order to actually have one you have to be of a mature age because no guy under 30 knows how to give you one. And that’s because he’s got to find the mysterious and often elusive G-Spot.
You’ll find bunches of arguments and discussions about the existence of the G-spot, which were probably written by some guy who couldn’t find it and so he decided that it just doesn’t exist. Leave it to a dude to just give up after not being able to find something, instead of say, reading a map, buying a GPS, or God forbid, stopping to ask for directions. Guys, just because YOU can’t find it doesn’t mean it’s a figment of your partner’s imagination.
Yes, the G-Spot does exist, and when stimulated with fingers, vibrators, or penises (please, no sharp objects), it can provide you with a pretty heavy duty orgasm. In fact, those are the orgasms that are linked to
female ejaculation. Although, they also make you feel like you have to take a piss, so if you’ve had a few kids, you never know if it’s actually ejaculate or your poor weak bladder giving way from all the banging.
But biggest problem is that the G-Spot can be difficult to find.
Now before you decide to spend half the night letting your spouse attempt to locate it for you, think again. If he’s anything like most spouses whose underpants can’t even find their way into the laundry basket, you’re going to end up feeling like you just rode a horse for 14 hours.
So instead, you know, in your extensive amounts of free time, take it upon yourself to do a bit of investigating on your own, and
figure out where exactly your G-Spot is located.
Be warned that if the idea of putting in a diaphragm makes you gag or using OB tampons is your idea of torture, then you’re probably not going to want to be searching up around there for the G-spot.
But consider what you actually pay your OB-GYN to do to you, and you might just reconsider.
Once you’re able to find it (and don’t worry, you’ll know), you’ve actually got to stimulate it. Sorry, it’s not like using the “
easy button”. Similar to stimulating your clitoris, you’ll want to use a variety of motions in order to actually get to a climax. Keep in mind that it helps to be extremely turned on before you (or your partner) attempt the G-Spot expedition. You’re digging for treasure here; you need to be sure you’ve got all the proper equipment, extensive maps, and possibly even charts before you start searching.
Once you’ve struck gold, you might consider transitioning to toys before allowing his fingers (and penis) to do the walking. Dudes, well straight ones at least, aren’t generally known for finesse, and when it comes to G-Spot stimulation, you’ll want a pair of kid gloves rooting around in there.
Now don’t be surprised that after having a few babies, your spot isn’t where you left it. Rest assured that the baby didn’t escape with it on her way out; you might just have to enter the coordinates back into the database in order to nail down its position. And you never know, childbirth might have actually moved it into a place that’s a bit more accessible, so it’s definitely worth giving a try before you throw in the towel.
Clearly, clitoral orgasms are nothing to sneeze at, and since there are still way too many moms that don’t even have those during sex with their partners, you don’t want to pack those up in order to get the bigger bang. If it’s not broken, then don’t fuck with it, right?
But if you’re feeling the need for a little more adventure, or just want to maximize the sex you’re already having, take a little tour of your vagina and find the one spot (well, other than naked on Brad Pitt’s lap) that might just change your life.
