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Bad Boys Holiday Gift Guide

By Kristen Chase

If you've got a bad boy on your holiday list this year, don't worry about what you're going to do. Get him to come for you with these gift suggestions that will make both of you feel so good.


Tenga Eggs

Give him a hand.

Playboy Cover Hard Drive

You know, for the articles.


Tor

If you like it then you should put a ring on it..

Velvet Santa Costume

Gives "Santa Claus is coming" a whole new meaning.


Masque

Make your man magically delicious.

Boudoir Photo Shoot

His angel is a centerfold.


Sir Richards Condoms

The gift that gives back.

Tenga Flip Sleeve

A pleasure pack for his pecker.


Intimate Kits

A bust of your backside.

Vatoo

Vatoo: Because Vajazzle is so 2010.


For the Mominatrix in Your Life

Every mom needs a copy of The Mominatrix's Guide to Sex by the Mominatrix herself. And now it's available for Kindle! Whip not included.


 

 



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Kristen Chase left a job as a college music professor for her current career as stay-at-home-mother of four. When she's not perusing the local adult bookstores and foot fetish websites, she is the publisher and CEO of Cool Mom Picks and Cool Mom Tech, and writes on her personal blog, Motherhood Uncensored, as well as various other online outlets. Her book, The Mominatrix's Guide to Sex, was published in 2010.

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