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 UPDATE: The sexual resolution has begun -- see the list below or follow the Mominatrix along over at our blog.Before you write one more well-meaning resolution that requires hours on the treadmill, an expensive gym membership, and squeezing your ass into tight yoga pants, let the Mominatrix help you write one that might change more than your year. It might just change your life. The Mominatrix is recruiting you to join her in a Sexual Resolution. So for the entire month of January, she'll help you whip your libido back into shape with daily sex-related assignments catered specifically to busy parents. That's right. From sleeping naked and going "commando," to buying a new sex toy and sending your partner a sext message, you naughty moms will submit yourself to 31 days of simple challenges that might just be the key to unleashing your own inner Mominatrix. If you're more of a voyeur, then you can follow along at the Mominatrix's blog, where she'll document her own daily progress (yes, she's doing it too), as well as share helpful hints and special tips and adaptations for you overachievers. 31 Days. Thousands of very happy partners. But even better, thousands of very happy moms. Let's start 2010 with a bang. It's never too late to catch up! Here are the challenges so far: Challenge #3: Read an Erotic Romance Story Challenge #4: Have Fun With Lube Challenge #5: Find Your G-Spot Challenge #6: Make a Sex Playlist Challenge #7: Hair Care Down There Challenge #8: Get Fitted for a Bra Challenge #9: Get a New Sex Toy. A Good One. Challenge #12: Send a Sext Message Challenge #13: Shower Together Challenge #15: Accentuate Your Assets Challenge #16: Try a New Sex Position Challenge #17: Tweak Your Technique Challenge #21: Talk Dirty to Me Challenge #24: Share a Sexual Fantasy Challenge #28: Resources and Education Challenge #29: Mutuality & Reciprocity Challenge #30: Sex With the Lights On Challenge #31: Do as Many of the Previous Challenges as You Can in One Day/Night Make your New Year's sexier by joining the sexual resolution: follow the Mominatrix's sex challenge all through the month of January, and add the button to your blog. 
You know you have questions for the Mominatrix -- come on, don't be shy, email them to mominatrix@imperfectparent.com. Identities are kept strictly confidential. |
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1. Sandi
Dec 29, 2009 17:26
I`m in! This is just what I need. I`m sure that my husband will love starting 2010 off with a bang!2. Room 704 Mom
Dec 30, 2009 17:48
We will be live bloggin it!! Er...not quite LIVE. We will be blogging it. lol3. Claire
Dec 31, 2009 18:15
I am so in! I added the button to my blog, so there is no going back now!4. Krystal
Jan 01, 2010 02:32
I am so game! I need sex, I want sex! Yet I'm sleepy and will settle for a dream about sex.5. shelly kramer
Jan 03, 2010 12:02
Signed up for your daily dose via an invite from FB and invited several others. Someone just wrote and said "what's the deal, I thought this was supposed to start 1/1 and now it's 1/3 and nothing! Losing fans, sweets!6. roechelle
Jan 05, 2010 21:59
in so in, my husband will be glad7. lurking hubby
Jan 07, 2010 12:28
Are the links from the RSS feed all screwed up for anyone else, or is it just me? For instance, I wanted to send the missus a link to Challenge #5 but accidentally sent her to a blog entry about brisket instead. Now, I like brisket, too, but....8. Sarah
Jan 10, 2010 12:39
Ive have enjoyed reading your blog, check out my blog of this year so far. I look forward to more...9. Marcy
Jan 19, 2010 08:51
I love the challanges, but my sex life is lacking more than ever.He doesn`t get it!Grrrrrrr.What does it take to get laid around here???10. Just Me
Jan 21, 2010 08:29
Ok so LOVE the challenges (the ones I did while not on my period) but husband is not cooperative. He enjoys porn on his own, so why can`t he get into it with me? Nothing turned him on this month (except day 2! The only time this whole #@$%& month!!) Someone lend me thier cooperative guy?? LOL11. miss cherry red
Feb 22, 2010 13:23
count me in.I'm all for sex!
I grabbed the button too...
12. toys
Feb 23, 2010 00:44
yes!!! finally, a complete list of sparking up the lost sexual drive!!! love it13. WOMEN TOYS
Feb 24, 2010 12:15
thanx for info! great post !:)14. DIGITAL DRUGS
Feb 24, 2010 12:16
thank you for the list!!!