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2010: A Sexual Resolution

By Kristen Chase



UPDATE: The sexual resolution has begun -- see the list below or follow the Mominatrix along over at our blog.

Before you write one more well-meaning resolution that requires hours on the treadmill, an expensive gym membership, and squeezing your ass into tight yoga pants, let the Mominatrix help you write one that might change more than your year.
 
It might just change your life.
 
The Mominatrix is recruiting you to join her in a Sexual Resolution. So for the entire month of January, she'll help you whip your libido back into shape with daily sex-related assignments catered specifically to busy parents. That's right. From sleeping naked and going "commando," to buying a new sex toy and sending your partner a sext message, you naughty moms will submit yourself to 31 days of simple challenges that might just be the key to unleashing your own inner Mominatrix.
 
If you're more of a voyeur, then you can follow along at the Mominatrix's blog, where she'll document her own daily progress (yes, she's doing it too), as well as share helpful hints and special tips and adaptations for you overachievers.
 
31 Days. Thousands of very happy partners. But even better, thousands of very happy moms.
 
Let's start 2010 with a bang.

It's never too late to catch up! Here are the challenges so far:

Challenge #1: Wear a Thong

Challenge #2: Sleep Naked

Challenge #3: Read an Erotic Romance Story

Challenge #4: Have Fun With Lube

Challenge #5: Find Your G-Spot

Challenge #6: Make a Sex Playlist

Challenge #7: Hair Care Down There

Challenge #8: Get Fitted for a Bra

Challenge #9: Get a New Sex Toy. A Good One.

Challenge #10: Use Your Hands

Challenge #11: Kegels

Challenge #12: Send a Sext Message

Challenge #13: Shower Together

Challenge #14: Go Commando

Challenge #15: Accentuate Your Assets

Challenge #16: Try a New Sex Position

Challenge #17: Tweak Your Technique

Challenge #18: Watch Porn

Challenge #19: Take the Reins

Challenge #20: Use Your Mouth

Challenge #21: Talk Dirty to Me

Challenge #22: Tie Me Up

Challenge #23: Be a Tease

Challenge #24: Share a Sexual Fantasy

Challenge #25: Get Dolled Up

Challenge #26: Masturbate

Challenge #27: Doin' the Butt

Challenge #28: Resources and Education

Challenge #29: Mutuality & Reciprocity

Challenge #30: Sex With the Lights On

Challenge #31: Do as Many of the Previous Challenges as You Can in One Day/Night

Make your New Year's sexier by joining the sexual resolution: follow the Mominatrix's sex challenge all through the month of January, and add the button to your blog.




Prizes for participants and voyeurs provided by Eden Fantasys.




You know you have questions for the Mominatrix -- come on, don't be shy, email them to mominatrix@imperfectparent.com. Identities are kept strictly confidential.


Kristen Chase left a job as a college music professor for her current career as stay-at-home-mother of three. When she's not perusing the local adult bookstores and foot fetish websites, she maintains several weblogs, including Motherhood Uncensored, Cool Mom Picks, and Parent Bloggers Network.

15 Responses to "2010: A Sexual Resolution"

1. Sandi

Dec 29, 2009 17:26

I`m in! This is just what I need. I`m sure that my husband will love starting 2010 off with a bang!

2. Room 704 Mom

Dec 30, 2009 17:48

We will be live bloggin it!! Er...not quite LIVE. We will be blogging it. lol

3. Claire

Dec 31, 2009 18:15

I am so in! I added the button to my blog, so there is no going back now!

4. Krystal

Jan 01, 2010 02:32

I am so game! I need sex, I want sex! Yet I'm sleepy and will settle for a dream about sex.

5. shelly kramer

Jan 03, 2010 12:02

Signed up for your daily dose via an invite from FB and invited several others. Someone just wrote and said "what's the deal, I thought this was supposed to start 1/1 and now it's 1/3 and nothing! Losing fans, sweets!

6. roechelle

Jan 05, 2010 21:59

in so in, my husband will be glad

7. lurking hubby

Jan 07, 2010 12:28

Are the links from the RSS feed all screwed up for anyone else, or is it just me? For instance, I wanted to send the missus a link to Challenge #5 but accidentally sent her to a blog entry about brisket instead. Now, I like brisket, too, but....

8. Sarah

Jan 10, 2010 12:39

Ive have enjoyed reading your blog, check out my blog of this year so far. I look forward to more...

9. Marcy

Jan 19, 2010 08:51

I love the challanges, but my sex life is lacking more than ever.He doesn`t get it!Grrrrrrr.What does it take to get laid around here???

10. Just Me

Jan 21, 2010 08:29

Ok so LOVE the challenges (the ones I did while not on my period) but husband is not cooperative. He enjoys porn on his own, so why can`t he get into it with me? Nothing turned him on this month (except day 2! The only time this whole #@$%& month!!) Someone lend me thier cooperative guy?? LOL

11. miss cherry red

Feb 22, 2010 13:23

count me in.

I'm all for sex!

I grabbed the button too...

12. toys

Feb 23, 2010 00:44

yes!!! finally, a complete list of sparking up the lost sexual drive!!! love it

13. WOMEN TOYS

Feb 24, 2010 12:15

thanx for info! great post !:)

14. DIGITAL DRUGS

Feb 24, 2010 12:16

thank you for the list!!!

15. g-spot

May 22, 2010 21:23

very cool, thanks

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