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Ask the Angry Baby Ask the Angry Baby Ask the Angry Baby More Ask the Angry Baby | An open letter to the J.M. Smucker Company, maker of Uncrustables A letter to Kimberly-Clark, maker of Huggies diapers Dear Executive Recruiter at the Hospital Where I Applied for a Position More Open Letters |
Teach Your Kids To Swear! Full Moon, White Lie New Food Reviews More Shorties |
All of the Humor archive:
| Essays: |
12 Useful Tips
Don't just throw away that baby spitup.
By Pamela Redmond Satran
An open letter from Blue Ivy Carter to her parents
By Meredith Bland
Be Careful What You Wish For...
The inner struggle.
By Maya Gattas
Beautiful People Make Better Mothers
Screw you, Cindy Crawford.
By Kelley Cunningham
Changing Ronan
A dad's version of a day out with toddler.
By Adam Kane
Effectively Embarrassing Your Children
A helpful guide.
By Monica Duncan
Fruitcake and College Girls
Our quest for a babysitter.
By Margee Moore
Happy Birthday, Dear Visa
Monkeys and clowns and rock bands, oh my!
By Prescott Carlson
How To Be Friends With A Working Mother
A primer.
By Kelley Cunningham
Itchy & Scratchy
or Ten Things I've Learned About Head Lice
By Eileen Flanagan
I’m Pregnant, Einstein!
Expecting mothers have no shame.
By Janene Mascarella
Learning to Read Palms
I see a tall, dark principal in your future.
By Robin Svedi
Let's pretend you didn't break your arm and go on vacation
Suck it up boys, nothin's stopping our Maid of the Mist tour.
By Suzanne Seese
Memo to Mama
Please review the following talking points.
By Sonia Elabd
Morning Has Broken
A play-by-play of one mom's a.m. routine.
By Asha Dornfest
Old Gorillas Never Die
They just get stuffed in the garage.
By Bryan W. Fields
Really? Things Will Change?
Thanks for your two cents.
By Rachel Pelta Golinkin
Riding the School Bus
Next stop, humiliation.
By Donna Stone
Secret Agent Mom
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
By Kristen Chase
Sleep, Exercise and Diet
Yeah, right.
By Robin Matteri Hall
Stick a Fork in It
Ten technological marvels that help me ignore my kids.
By Brandy Stoner
Thank You, Dr. Brain
Messages from my subconscious.
By Bryan W. Fields
The Cult of Motherhood
Come, join us...
By Kristen Chase
The Genuine Spider Killer
One mom embraces her killer instinct.
By Tricia Ellis Christensen
The Grand Adventurer
The wonderful escapades of Princess Me.
By Heather Summerville
The IP Guide to Parent/Teacher Conferences
The New OSHA Guidelines
RE: Strategic Partnership For Worker Safety And Health Guidelines For Drivers of Family Vehicles
By Joan Conde
There Are No Secrets
Did I mention it was anatomically correct?
By Michele Hickerty
This Is Not Your Father's Pinewood Derby
Much has changed since my Cub Scout days.
By Bryan W. Fields
| WTF Toy Roundup: |
WTF?! Toy Roundup
WWLD?, Barbie Luvs Spongebob, Superman Talking Dress Up, Home Depot Weed Trimmer
WTF?! Toy Roundup
Design Your Own Basketball, Mighty Beanz, Crocodile Dentist, Marshmallow Peeps Marshmallow Maker
WTF?! Toy Roundup
Gooey Louie, Security Camera, Fairly Oddparents, and Slimecano
WTF?! Toy Roundup
Hershey's S'mores, Don't Wake Daddy, Bratz Twister, and In Your Face
| Ask the Angry Baby: |
Ask the Angry Baby
Sibling Rivalry, Diaper Ditchers, Narcs, and Swings.
Ask the Angry Baby
Smelly poop, a nanny's concerns, scabs, and colors
Ask the Angry Baby
No talking, naps, tossing and blanket sucking
Ask the Angry Baby
Ex-wives, temperaments, junk food and public discipline.
Ask the Angry Baby
Cursing habits, sippy cups, co-sleeping sex, international travel, and saying "no"
| Open Letters: |
A letter to Kimberly-Clark, maker of Huggies diapers
An open letter to the J.M. Smucker Company, maker of Uncrustables
Dear Executive Recruiter at the Hospital Where I Applied for a Position
By Jennifer Magnuson
| Shorties: |
Full Moon, White Lie
By Hildie S. Block
New Food Reviews
By my two-year-old son, to whom most foods are new.
By Chris Steck
Teach Your Kids To Swear!
A primer.
By Michelle O'Neil
The Worst Mother in the World
And the winner is...
By Christine Basham
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