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"I'm F*ckin' Matt Damon!"
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Scout
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:44 am    Post subject: "I'm F*ckin' Matt Damon!" Reply with quote
Have you all seen this? OMFG, it is hilarious!
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Petulant Pixie
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
He is such a good sport (and apparently so is his wife). He is a doll. Man, I wouldn't mind fucking Matt Damon
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Jessica
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did the link move? I don't see anything about Matt Damon.

I can take 'im or leave 'im. He doesn't do much for me.
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mammaX3_MOD
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, I couldn't find a link either.
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I can take 'im or leave 'im. He doesn't do much for me.

Oooh. Not me. The early Matt Damon (skinny, geeky "Talented Mr. Ripley") no way.
But wow, the Matt Damon today is smokin' hot!
I did not protest when DH wanted to see the last Bourne movie in the theater on our very rare date night.
"Don't worry, Hon. I always pick the movie. If you want to see Bourne, that's fine with me." love10
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Scout
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jessica, it's the Sarah Silverman video right there at the top. You must watch it. It's too funny!
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mammaX3_MOD
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Holy cow! That was funny! LMAO!
Good thing you mentioned what link to use. When I got there and I saw a Sarah Silverman link, I thought "Ugh. Sarah Silverman!? I hate her. Where's the Matt Damon video?"
Not a fan of her, but that video was funny!
"Hey Jimmy, how do you like these apples?"
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Scout
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Really> I love her. I think she's a genius! My favorite part is at the end when he says "Now put that guitar down and let's go fuck Matt Damon."
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prescott
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Petulant Pixie wrote:
He is such a good sport (and apparently so is his wife).


Probably because she doesn't exactly feel threatened by Sarah Silverman. Laughing
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Petulant Pixie
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Probably because she doesn't exactly feel threatened by Sarah Silverman.


Could be! And, Kristy, really? You think she's funny? I watched a couple episodes of her show and found them dull and unoriginal. I mean, some things were just like totally ripped off from other (better) things--like the scene where she and her friends were all farting and she said, "Oh, I pooped," that was just right from that John Ritter scene in Scrubs where he did the "pull my finger" and then said, oops, he pooped (and supposedly, he improved that, it wasn't written into the script, which is true genius). Then the kiddie beauty pagent where she tells the little girl not to eat because "It's not called Little Miss Fat Ass" was right from the ice cream scene in Little Miss Sunshine. I dunno. She just doesn't float my boat. But, the Matt Damon thing was a riot. Her facial expressions and inflections were hilarious.
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Scout
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I haven't ever seen her show. I guess I've just seen her in a few stand-up type things and always thought she was funny.
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prescott
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I agree -- her stand up is pretty funny. I have not seen her show either, and it wouldn't surprise me if it didn't live up to her comedy routines -- sketch comedy is a different animal, and hard to do.
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Petulant Pixie
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
OK, then I'll check out her stand up, because that was funny.
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Anthromomma
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dh had me watch this last weekend. I used to think that SS was hilarious (her bit in The Aristocrats, for example), but I've kind of cooled on her lately, and I agree that her show's pretty meh. To me she's very... one note. Kind of like Dane Cook. Even though it's funny to begin with, eventually you feel like you've heard it all before and then it's just not that funny. I guess most comedians are like this, but she didn't last very long for me. But the Matt Damon thing is pretty funny. She's dating Jimmy Kimmel, no?
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Scout
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, she's dating Jimmy Kimmel. He and Matt Damon have this running joke where, for a while, J.K. would end every show by saying "My apologies to Matt Damon, but we're out of time," as if he were being bumped night after night. So then one night they set it up where Matt Damon actually came, and as soon as he sat down in the chair Kimmel said "Sorry but we're out of time" and Matt Damon acted mad and stormed off the stage cursing and stuff. That's why he says "Jimmy, we're out of time" at the end. Silverman did it for Kimmel's birthday show, his 40th, I think.

Anthro, I can see what you're saying about the one note thing. I guess I just haven't seen enough of her to get that effect.
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Anthromomma
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Scout wrote:
Anthro, I can see what you're saying about the one note thing. I guess I just haven't seen enough of her to get that effect.


Well, then stop watching her now and you're golden. Wink
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