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honeybee
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:17 am    Post subject: conversation heard early this morning Reply with quote
setting the stage: Ethan is the first one awake in the morning. He wakes and then streaks into our bedroom to snuggle for a few minutes before crawling to the end of the bed to watch cartoons while dh and I try to wake up. So this morning he's down there, but has his body under our covers.

Ethan: ouch! Mommy stings!

dh: <grumble grumble> Mommy doesn't stink.

Ethan: No, she STINGS!

dh: like a bee?

Ethan: No, like a coral reef.


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DietCokeHead
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Joined: 29 Apr 2002
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LOL! Um, time to shave the legs??
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Petulant Pixie
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Joined: 22 Apr 2002
Posts: 4140
Location: flyover country
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LOL, the little bastard. I've gotten such comments about stubbly legs too. Makes you want to rub those suckers all over that baby skin, doesn't it??? Laughing
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