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Funny things kids say/sing

 
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TheBean
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:09 am    Post subject: Funny things kids say/sing Reply with quote

Okay... Anna sings to herself - a lot. I must say the poor child will NEVER be on American Idol - she can NOT carry a tune. It is hysterical to listen to and try and figure out WHAT tune she is singing.

Last night I heard her singing...

"My country is asleep.
Sweet Land of Libby tea
Of thee I sing"

I was DYING. I am going to try and get her singing it and video tape it.

Then this morning at the bus stop (I'm putting on the neighborhood kids today - we are on rotation).....one of the little boys announces out of the blue..

"My mom really snores." Then they aLL got into a discussion of parental habits - who snores, who stinks up bathrooms..and other private family functions that honestly I had NO need to be knowing about my neighbors. Rolling Eyes

Fortunately, anna decided to chime in about her father - not me. king
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MedeaNJ
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Location: Joisey, baby!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:50 am    Post subject: Re: Funny things kids say/sing Reply with quote

TheBean wrote:
Fortunately, anna decided to chime in about her father - not me. king


Ok, Bean.

Just what did she say about her da? Very Happy
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TheBean
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:51 pm    Post subject: Funny things kids say/sing Reply with quote

lets just say the topic had turned to bathroom habits, and Anna happily divulged stuff that I wouldn't want bantered around the neighborhood if "I" were DH.

And frankly, I don't know that I can enjoy coffee with some of these people/parents any longer.

One dad apparantly is a boogie flicker.
A number of mothers snore.
One dad chews his toenails (now that one I'm thinking isn't true - the child was laughing like a maniac)

LOL
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prescott
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:08 pm    Post subject: Funny things kids say/sing Reply with quote

I just threw up a little.

Sick
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