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How do you solve a problem like Somerset?

 
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Scout
Queen of Imperfection


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Location: home of the blues

PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:54 am    Post subject: How do you solve a problem like Somerset? Reply with quote

DH: "I heard that you were hitting Maggie. Is that true?"
Somerset: "Did you see me hitting Maggie?"


Boys: "Santa is watching you do that and you're going to be on the naughty list."
Somerset: (looking around in exagerrated way) Where? Where is he if he can see me? I don't see him anywhere."
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Jessica
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:07 am    Post subject: How do you solve a problem like Somerset? Reply with quote

Put her in the closet and run. It's your only hope.
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supergirl
Slightly Flawed


Joined: 29 Aug 2005
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Location: Loving my 3 sweet BOYS!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:14 am    Post subject: How do you solve a problem like Somerset? Reply with quote

That's Hunter's response every time we tell him that Santa is watching. Actually, he argues with us...."No, he's not. Where is he then?" Ugh!
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prescott
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:08 pm    Post subject: How do you solve a problem like Somerset? Reply with quote

The good behavior extortion is the best part of Santa!
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DietCokeHead
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:49 pm    Post subject: How do you solve a problem like Somerset? Reply with quote

1-800-972-6242

It's Santa's home number. Tell Somerset that you are connected!

(Santa does a countdown , ho ho hos, etc)
santa
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Anthromomma
Seen Better Days


Joined: 05 Jun 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:10 am    Post subject: How do you solve a problem like Somerset? Reply with quote

Start saving for law school.

Somerset sounds a lot like Seamus. We've decided that he's a succesful litigator in the making. Laughing
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Scout
Queen of Imperfection


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Location: home of the blues

PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:17 pm    Post subject: How do you solve a problem like Somerset? Reply with quote

Lol, that's exactly what we were saying--future lawyer. Good, she can support me in my old age!
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