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What is the funnies thing your child has ever done or said?
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mommyplus3
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Joined: 03 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
momof3 wrote:
LMAO! I love that show! Thats too funny! I bet youre hopin he'll keep that in mind when he starts dating! lol Wink


He will be quite scary when he starts dating...LOL. He is a very well-informed little boy on the workings of females - with the 2 older sisters. Right now, he has sworn off girls, like he needs any more estrogen in his life HAHAHAHA!
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momof3_MOD
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Joined: 12 Apr 2008
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Location: Nunya Business, MO
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ok well...this is kinda gross but if you have kids then you will probably know what Im talking about and maybe have even had a few of these comments yourself!

My son has just "finished" potty training and loves to go on the big potty! Well now whenever he makes a #2 he always comes up with something that it looks like for when he tells me he is done. So today before his nap he runs in the kitchen (b/c I was cleaning up lunch) and tells me that he made a sea horse in the potty and he was done and needed to be cleaned up! But only AFTER he showed me the sea horse! LMAO YUCK!!! Well....thats a little boy for ya! Wink
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jenna roberts
Noticably Flawed


Joined: 13 Apr 2008
Posts: 692
Location: upstate NY
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
momof3_MOD wrote:
Ok well...this is kinda gross but if you have kids then you will probably know what Im talking about and maybe have even had a few of these comments yourself!

My son has just "finished" potty training and loves to go on the big potty! Well now whenever he makes a #2 he always comes up with something that it looks like for when he tells me he is done. So today before his nap he runs in the kitchen (b/c I was cleaning up lunch) and tells me that he made a sea horse in the potty and he was done and needed to be cleaned up! But only AFTER he showed me the sea horse! LMAO YUCK!!! Well....thats a little boy for ya! Wink


Your son is a cutie Momof3! I have to admit the visual I have is a little gross. LOL! Sick Okay, but when you are Mom even poop is cute! Smile Right? Wink

pottytrain5 Okay I had to use this smiley for the potty training occasion! hehe!
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momof3_MOD
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Location: Nunya Business, MO
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sorry to gross you out Jenna! No, his #2s arent cute to me its just his stories and things he says that are and always crack me up! There is NEVER a dull moment with him around! He always has something funny to say or do! One of the MANY reasons I love him soooooo much! pottytrain4 love10
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marybeth+willsMommy
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Joined: 17 Jun 2008
Posts: 79
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
My daughter is almost 2 and has learned the word "NO" very well! As I was dropping her off at her daycare the other day I said "Mary Beth, are you going to be a good girl for Miss Mary today?" She quickly shook her head and let out an emphatic "NO!!!". I was mortified but my daycare operator just laughed very kindly and said- "I guess she is just being brutally honest about what kind of day it is going to be!" toothy7
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ivermom
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Joined: 27 Jun 2008
Posts: 27
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Last week we were traveling out of town. We usually discuss where we will eat when we get there and the town we were headed to has a nice restraunt called Grandma Sharon's. I told my daughter that Daddy wanted to go to Grandma Sharon's to eat and she said "yay, I can't wait to see my Grandma Sharon" and then she looked at me and said "Wait, is she my Grandma or my Aunt" LOL, Ummmmmmm........Neither honey! Laughing
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momof3_MOD
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Location: Nunya Business, MO
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thats so funny! Poor little thing! Its bad enough not knowing your grandmas name but then wondering if your grandma is your grandma or your aunt....now that sounds scary! lol Great story! Smile
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Darlene
Seen Better Days


Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 319
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
momof3_MOD wrote:
Thats so funny! Poor little thing! Its bad enough not knowing your grandmas name but then wondering if your grandma is your grandma or your aunt....now that sounds scary! lol Great story! Smile
Question Is this MOMOF3? the same momof3? Wow where you been hiding?, you were the one with the little girl and longer hair right? If this is you, why do you< Ambull and silly StaceyS think your fat and fabulous or fat and fluffy? No,no,no,
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momof3_MOD
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Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 913
Location: Nunya Business, MO
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Darlene wrote:
momof3_MOD wrote:
Thats so funny! Poor little thing! Its bad enough not knowing your grandmas name but then wondering if your grandma is your grandma or your aunt....now that sounds scary! lol Great story! Smile
Question Is this MOMOF3? the same momof3? Wow where you been hiding?, you were the one with the little girl and longer hair right? If this is you, why do you< Ambull and silly StaceyS think your fat and fabulous or fat and fluffy? No,no,no,


Yes, Grams! Its me...momof3! Well thank you! I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Ive always had a prob with the way I look. But its made me into the person I am today...so no regrets! Thank you though!
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