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momof3_MOD · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject:

These are all such cute stories! Thanks for sharing them! Smile

I wish Bill Cosby still had that show...something about the things kids say!? What was it called? I'm drawing a blank! lol Shocked

Darlene · Seen Better Days Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 319

amanda · Slightly Flawed Joined: 14 Apr 2008 Posts: 56

Okay. A little disclaimer before i tell you the funniest thing my child ever did. I am in no way a racist nor do i partake in or practice bigotry. I love people regardless of race, creed, religion, etc.

When i was pregnant with Asthon, my 3 year old, my daughter Regan was 5. We went over to my sisters house one evening for a visit. My sister's friend was there and was talking to Regan about the new baby coming. She said well, what kind of baby is mommy going to have (meaning a boy or a girl) and Regan said "A white baby". WEll, we all peed our pants and could have died laughing. She was dead serious.

That, my friends, was the funniest thing (that i can think of ) that my child ever did.

angel13

mammaX3_MOD · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject:

Funny story Amanda! Laughing

Here's a similar one:

A friend, whose son is the same age I am, told me a story that when her son was 4, she was pregnant with her 2nd. Their next door neighbors were a black family and had a baby boy. So when he went to the hospital when his mother delivered his new little baby brother, he yelled at her "Put it back. I wanted a black one." She said he must have assumed that she got to 'choose' what kind of baby they got?

tanatiehea · Slightly Flawed Joined: 25 Apr 2008 Posts: 1

When my son was about 4 years old, we were shopping at the local thrift store. The very nice woman behind the counter happened to have a bit of darker lip hair. My son having remembered me telling him to be polite, and friendly etc. says to her with genuine sincerity,"I think your mustache is pretty!"

ElleBelly · Slightly Flawed Joined: 22 Apr 2008 Posts: 32

I just remembered this one.
Last year in November we decided to take the kids to see Santa at the mall for the obligatory photo op.
We did it on a Friday and all day I was prepping my son that when Daddy got home from work all four of us would be going to see Santa. Daddy comes home, both kids are dressed in their Christmas outfits and we all load into the car. We are driving along and my son (3-1/2 at the time) asks - So how long is it going to take to get to the North Pole? Uh, Uh, my husband and I look at each other - searching for the right thing to say. I say oh well, the North Pole is so far away, Santa decided to come to our mall so that we could see him. My son says - THE MALL. THE MALL!! All the while krinkling up his face with such disdain. He was pretty ticked off.

Jennifer · Slightly Flawed Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Posts: 146

jenna roberts · Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:53 pm Post subject:

Okay I already shared one story. Do I get another Wink

When I lived with my ex-husband he played semi pro football. My oldest daughter was pretty little and had just learned a new word.....Daddy. My ex husband is white and my daughter turned and pointed to the black football player on T.V. and proclaimed him to be "daddy." It was hysterical to me but not so funny to my ex. I still laugh about it remembering that. She never got Momma wrong ever. Wink

Ephesians 2:10 · Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject:

Jenna, that's hysterical sign5

jenna roberts · Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject:

Angelica · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:54 am Post subject:

My daughter one day asked me, "Mom, can you smodge me?"

I had absolutely no clue what she was talking about until she started rubbing my back, "You know, a smodge."

"You mean a massage?"

"Yeah, a smodge."

We laughed and laughed about that. And now I frequently say to my husband, "Honey, smodge me."

momof3_MOD · Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:49 pm Post subject:

jenna roberts · Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:23 pm Post subject:

mommyplus3 · Slightly Flawed Joined: 03 Jul 2008 Posts: 43

Okay...so remember that my kids are older, and i have a 13 yo daughter who loves "What Not to Wear' and 9yo DS is usually in the room when it's on...

So...one day I leaned over to kiss him goodnight, and he said, "Mommy, keep those 'girls' off me!" If you are a fan of the show, you know that Stacy and Clinton refer to a woman's breasts as 'the girls.' I thought hubby would choke!!

Shocked

momof3_MOD · Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:48 am Post subject:

LMAO! I love that show! Thats too funny! I bet youre hopin he'll keep that in mind when he starts dating! lol Wink