All gussied up

So, about that getting dolled up challenge yesterday. Who knew it would be so hard? It took me until about 2pm to shower and get dressed. But I did it.

Sadly, I’m pretty sure today’s Challenge #26 will be a lot easier.

We’re inching closer to the end of 2010: A Sexual Resolution, and I’d be remiss if I didn’t include the beautiful butts in a challenge. So here you go:

Challenge #27: Doin’ the Butt


I actually cover all things anal in the Mominatrix book, however, it’s important to remember that getting sexual with the butt doesn’t necessarily always involve something going inside, which is especially helpful if you’ve recently had a baby (or had your third one 16 months ago – ahem) and you’re dealing with hemorrhoids.

No fun.

But no one is telling you what to do with your ass (or someone else’s, for that matter). Here are some suggestions that do not involve penetration:

1. Smack the ass

2. Kiss the ass (hmmm…)

3. Grab the ass

And for those of you that are a bit more adventurous:

1. Fingering

2. Licking

3. Screwing

(And don’t forget the plethora of anal sex toys that can be used).

Now I have a long discussion about anal sex in the Mominatrix book, so I’m not going to repeat myself (go buy it for God sakes!), but here are a few pointers:

1. Clean things up, empty things out – you get my drift.

2. Lube is your friend.

3. Make sure you get permission (or give permission).

4. Take it slow – it helps to be really turned on.

5. If you feel pain, then stop.

So, enjoy the butts, my beauties. Who’s still with me?