Sex

Here's a collection of all of our articles filed under sex

Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Giving your partner a helping hand
By Kristen Chase
Dear Mominatrix: I had a hysterectomy last month and I'm still on medical leave. At present I'm still physically "limited" in marital relations and will be for another month. Any advice? - C. You're not the only one with...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Am I a horny old lady?
By Kristen Chase
A few weeks ago, my husband called me "a horny old lady." I don't think he meant it to be a compliment, but I took it as one. An ad for some Ryan Reynolds movie was flashing across our television set, and as I scrambled to find...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
How not to get pregnant.
By Kristen Chase
If you’re just trying to catch your breath before getting knocked up again or are still deciding whether you’ll be adding more to your brood, you should probably consider using more than the pull-out method for birth control. And for the...read more
When Mom's the Dad
The peculiar positioning of gay families
By Mandy Hartley
My son is obsessed with the mailbox. Everything about it from the dandy red flag that moves up and down, to the satisfying thump of the door as it opens and closes... and opens and closes and opens and closes (he's a toddler) pleases him. Each...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Valentine's Day, Mominatrix Style
By Kristen Chase
I have to admit that I dread Valentine’s Day every single year. Maybe I sound terribly unromantic to complain about a meaningful box of chocolates and a dozen insanely overpriced roses that don’t make it past the end of the week, by which...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Last minute sexy gifts for hot couples.
By Kristen Chase
He doesn't need another watch. She doesn't need another sweater. Treat yourselves to special holiday gifts that you can both enjoy together, over and over again. We-Vibe 3 Come together....read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
My partner won't have sex with me, what am I doing wrong?
By Kristen Chase
Sometimes all a sex life needs is a couple of sex toys and a well-timed reach around. Add in a little extra lube, a sex pillow, and some erotic romance novels and you might just be good as new. Or even better than you were before. But in some...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mominatrix's Complete Guide to Mustache Rides
By Kristen Chase
During the month of November each year, thousands of men across the United States and the world shave their faces clean and then grow all sorts of facial hair styles as part of "Movember" to help raise funds and awareness for men's health...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mominatrix goes on a boudoir photo shoot.
By Kristen Chase
A few years ago as part of my Father's Day Guide, I recommended boudoir photos as a gift for the dad in your life. Or at least, the one you have sex with. But trying to find a photographer that specialized in these types of photos that wasn't...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mominatrix answers a reader's question about his wife's fantasies.
By Kristen Chase
Dear Mominatrix: My wife and I went from an open marriage to almost divorced, but thankfully we managed to repair the damage and get our marriage back on track. No surprise that this set our sex life back a bit, but now she's starting to open...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mominatrix gives the deets on her latest waxing encounter.
By Kristen Chase
With my friendly neighborhood esthetician no longer in the area, it's been nearly a year since my last waxing encounter. Finding time to shave my legs let alone get a bikini wax is tough when you're a busy mom, in my case with four kids and...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
How do you tell your husband he's lousy in bed?
By Kristen Chase
Dear Mominatrix: I love my husband -- he's an amazing father and treats me like a queen, but he's not that skilled in the bedroom. Help! - S. Well S., two out of three isn't that bad, but it's a fair complaint, and one that many...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Can guys take manscaping too far?
By Kristen Chase
A few years ago, women were begging their men to tame their savage beast. Just because you're an animal in the bedroom doesn't mean you need to look like one. Hair doesn't necessarily belong everywhere, unless you're a gorilla. Evolution...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mominatrix Sex Toy Smackdown: Travel Vibrators
By Kristen Chase
With summer travel in full swing and moms already packing their fair share of battery operated toys for those long hellish family trips called “vacation,” the last thing they’ve got room for is their own collection. And with...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Are anti-depressants zapping your sex drive?
By Kristen Chase
At least once or twice a month, a mom finds her way to the Mominatrix in a search for her libido. Sometimes it's the desperate dads who end up here, hoping to find a fix to the lack of sexual desire that so many post partum moms, whether they're...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Five ways to spruce up your vag for spring
By Kristen Chase
With the season's change, you'll find no shortage of helpful spring cleaning how-tos. Declutter your closet! Scrub your shower! Mop your floor so your husband can eat you off of it! Cleanliness is next to godliness, you know, and with all the...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Give your vagina some damn respect.
By Kristen Chase
Since having child #2, sex has been rather uncomfortable. The weird part is that #2 was a failed VBAC, so in theory, everything ought to be hunky dory down there. I labored with both kids, but since I didn't reach a pushing stage. Nevertheless, my perineum...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Make sex a priority.
By Kristen Chase
You'll find no shortage of parents asking the Mominatrix the same damn question "How do I spice things up in the bedroom?"   Short answer: Buy The Mominatrix's Guide to Sex and leave it on your nightstand.   But honestly, in some...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
How do I help my wife with her low sex drive?
By Kristen Chase
Dear Mominatrix: My wife is a beautiful mother of 2 who says she has no sex drive- zero. What can I do to help? I tell her how beautiful she is? I tell her she's the only woman I fantasize about. I listen to her/ we're great friends -- I just want...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Itty Bitty vs. Teeny Weeny
By Kristen Chase
For years, women have complained about being superficially judged by men based on their breast size. Down with the sexist, chauvinist who declares his disinterest in itty-bitty titties.   Cue bra burning, hair pulling, and huge bills at plastic...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mental Orgasms for Moms
By Kristen Chase
In a recent interview, inimitable Lady Gaga was quoted as saying she can give herself an orgasm without anything but her mind. "I love sex. You know, sense memory is a powerful thing. I can give myself an orgasm just by thinking about it." The...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Why the world needs Mominatrix
By Kristen Chase
The irony of writing a sex column and sex book for parents is that there's a good chance it won't reach the moms who really need to read it. That's because according to a recent Harvard research study, of the 40% of women who identify having sex problems,...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
The Mominatrix reviews the OhMiBod Freestyle
By Kristen Chase
Sex and music are intimately bound so it's no surprise that someone decided to connect them almost literally in what could be deemed "The Music Lover's Sex Toys" or as they're known in the sex business, OhMiBod. These super smart toys allow...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
2010: A Sexual Resolution
By Kristen Chase
UPDATE: The sexual resolution has begun -- see the list below or follow the Mominatrix along over at our blog. Before you write one more well-meaning resolution that requires hours on the treadmill, an expensive gym membership, and squeezing your ass...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
2010: A Sexual Resolution
By Kristen Chase
UPDATE: The sexual resolution has begun -- see the list below or follow the Mominatrix along over at our blog. Before you write one more well-meaning resolution that requires hours on the treadmill, an expensive gym membership, and squeezing your ass...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
The Mominatrix's Quick Guide to Real Porn for Parents
By Kristen Chase
Over the years, pornography has gotten a pretty bad rap from women, and for obvious reasons. For the most part, it's aimed at the male audience which tends to display women in a submissive and objectified position. But as women's appetite for porn has...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mominatrix goes on the pole.
By Kristen Chase
The art of striptease and pole dancing as an alternative exercise form is certainly not a new idea. After all, sex is considered exercise, and what better way to burn calories and hone your skills in the bedroom with a combination of both. And with popular...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
How to have a sexy Thanksgiving
By Kristen Chase
So you might have thought that Thanksgiving is not the sexiest of holidays, and you're probably right. Between family hovering over you, huge amounts of food rolling around in your belly, and the day long football fest, the last thing on your mind is...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mominatrix visits the Liberator factory store.
By Kristen Chase
Thanks to the invention of Internet, it's probably been a pretty long time since you've set foot in a sex store. And in most cases, especially if you're a parent, that's probably a good thing. It's hard enough trying to find enough time to get your hair...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Bringing sexy pregnancy back.
By Kristen Chase
While sexualizing moms into MILFs has definitely become a questionable trend, the idea of turning a pregnant woman into a seductive stripper has presumably yet to be introduced outside of the members-only sex sites. Until now. Yesterday afternoon...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Can men and women be 'just friends'?
By Kristen Chase
Even before Harry and Sally discussed it on their long lonely car ride east, the age old question as to whether men and women can be "just friends" stumped even the most brilliant scholars. Some say "yes" while others say "absolutely...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Using frank language with your kids.
By Kristen Chase
Sexually related words have always been the bastard children of the English language.  Granted, most of them are kept a secret for good reason.  But even the less controversial terms still seem to get a bad rap. Utter the words “vagina”...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
The little blue pill -- does it do anything?
By Kristen Chase
If you’re wondering why your husband suddenly has the sexual stamina of a porn star, you might suspect that he’s doing some sort of masturbation interval training to help improve his overall endurance. But then again, he’s probably...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
You'd be surprised what moms are fantasizing about.
By Kristen Chase
If you peeked into the sexual minds of moms these days, you’d be surprised to see what they’ve been fantasizing about. Well, other than a month’s worth of free house cleaning and one full night of uninterrupted sleep of course. The...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Heal the World Through Sex Toys
By Kristen Chase
With the economy bottoming out and parents stashing their pennies under the mattress, the idea of spending money on sex toys is probably not an option. If you’re struggling to pay your mortgage and can barely afford to feed your family, a whopping...read more
Category: Columnists
The Parental is Political
Did Gov. Rendell Insult Gov. Napolitano?
By Julie Marsh
When I was in the Air Force, I lived alone. I had a one bedroom apartment in a building that was about a football field's length away from the Pentagon South Parking lot. I also held demanding positions that required long hours. And I spent two nights...read more
Category: Columnists
Not Your Average Fairy Tale
The Backpack
By Melissa Doak
The note was in a pile of crud I had fished out of bottom of her backpack in an attempt to cram two three-ring binders, ten two-pocket folders, a pencil case, a novel, a lunchbox, and a partridge and a pear tree into it. So far I had found two reading...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Daddy, what are you doing to Mommy?
By Kristen Chase
All’s fair with love and sex until that wee one you produced after long months of robotic sex or that one drunken unmemorable screw is old enough to walk in on you doing the dirty deed. Here’s hoping you’ve been putting aside money...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Daddy, what are you doing to Mommy?
By Kristen Chase
All’s fair with love and sex until that wee one you produced after long months of robotic sex or that one drunken unmemorable screw is old enough to walk in on you doing the dirty deed. Here’s hoping you’ve been putting aside money...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Getting lucky.
By Kristen Chase
It’s no secret that today, 08/08/08, is considered the luckiest day this year – thousands of superstitious couples are scheduled to get hitched and hordes of preggos are being offered huge prizes just to pop one out. Lottery lines are already...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mominatrix Salutes the Good Ol' USA
By Kristen Chase
The 4th of July rings of beaches, barbecues, and beer, all in the name of good old American patriotism, of course. But instead of watching daddy lose a finger with a bunch of illegally purchased fireworks, why not set some of your own off in the bedroom...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mominatrix Salutes the Good Ol' USA
By Kristen Chase
The 4th of July rings of beaches, barbecues, and beer, all in the name of good old American patriotism, of course. But instead of watching daddy lose a finger with a bunch of illegally purchased fireworks, why not set some of your own off in the bedroom...read more
Category: Columnists
Not Your Average Fairy Tale
Saving Face: What to do when your girlfriend could care less about California
By Melissa Doak
I clicked on the BBC news. Hordes of couples were celebrating on the steps of San Francisco City Hall. I whooped. “Look, Saads!” I pointed to the T.V. “California ruled lesbian and gay people can get married. Everyone’s lining...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Dealing with a globetrotting spouse.
By Kristen Chase
With my own spouse gone most of the week and millions of other women playing single parent in one capacity or another thanks to military deployments and numerous companies requiring business travel, I’m betting that sex toy sales must be sky rocketing....read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Dealing with a globetrotting spouse.
By Kristen Chase
With my own spouse gone most of the week and millions of other women playing single parent in one capacity or another thanks to military deployments and numerous companies requiring business travel, I’m betting that sex toy sales must be sky rocketing....read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mommy Mammaries
By Kristen Chase
After two pregnancies and a combined three years of breastfeeding, my boobs have definitely seen better days. Granted I’m not yet picking them up off the ground and tucking them into my elastic waist band pants, but a bra is definitely required...read more
Category: Columnists
Not Your Average Fairy Tale
A Boy-Girl Thing?
By Melissa Doak
The gang of kids came wandering up as I was attempting to cut the weeds out of the ditch so my neighbor’s yard wouldn’t flood the next time it so much as sprinkled. I tried to look like I could actually hold the weed-whacker up for more than...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Kickin' It Old School.
By Kristen Chase
For many expectant mothers, the 2nd trimester does indeed bring with it a joyous and blissful renewal of body and spirit. Clearly it’s still not all puppy dogs and rose petals. But if you’ve been puking your guts out, or like me, suffering...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Sex for One, Again
By Kristen Chase
I can’t count how many times I’ve picked up a self-help-your-sex-life book and read that getting away without your kids more often than not is the key to a fulfilled love life. Really? You mean one whole night where my where my spouse and...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Pleasure is just around the corner.
By Kristen Chase
Contrary to popular belief, it’s not just porn stars, ass men, and that ambiguously gay college boyfriend of yours who just so happened to own every single Cher album that like the butt play. Regular old moms like the butt action too. Granted,...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Touch Me, Baby
By Kristen Chase
When you’ve been stuck for however many hours a day being bugged, badgered, and bothered by little hands grabbing at you from every direction, chances are the last thing that you want is to be groped by your well-meaning spouse. I’m not quite...read more
Category: Columnists
Not Your Average Fairy Tale
The Accidental Adoption
By Melissa Doak
Okay, you’re probably thinking there’s no such thing as an accidental adoption. After all, in order to adopt you must do a variety of things that you can hardly do without meaning to. Things like showing caseworkers your home. Leaving...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Sweet, Sweet Fantasy, Baby
By Kristen Chase
If you ask any mother about her sexual fantasies, chances are they’d probably have more to do with sleep than any specific sexual act. Is my husband masturbating in the shower while I sleep soundly for the entire night still considered a sexual...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Sweet, Sweet Fantasy, Baby
By Kristen Chase
If you ask any mother about her sexual fantasies, chances are they’d probably have more to do with sleep than any specific sexual act. Is my husband masturbating in the shower while I sleep soundly for the entire night still considered a sexual...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
It's the Final Countdown.
By Kristen Chase
I’m not sure I remember exactly when my husband and I had the dreaded sexual history conversation. It’s not like one of us kept count of our past conquests in some spiral bound Garfield notebook or anything. Who does that? And while...read more
Category: Columnists
Not Your Average Fairy Tale
Sex Education. Lesbian Style.
By Melissa Doak
I was only five years old when my brother was born. It was my mother’s growing belly that prompted my questions about where babies come from. My mother gave me both more information than I needed, as a kindergartner, and less. Really, I think some...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Blow Off Your Duty
By Kristen Chase
I recently likened giving fellatio to making brown-bag lunches for your spouse. It starts out as this beautiful gesture that you offer to him, and then becomes an obligation. And when it’s expected, it’s not so beautiful anymore but instead...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Jingle Balls
By Kristen Chase
The balls, testicles, gonads, or whatever you’ve christened them are probably one of the more mysterious aspects of sexual play. Most of us have spent our time trying to figure out the long and short of the penis thus leaving the testicles out of...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Sex for One.
By Kristen Chase
As a person who’s been in and out of relationships like a revolving door, I admit to not being much of a masturbator. Call me lazy or just plain crazy, but I have to say that sometimes it’s way easier to just have someone else do it for you...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Moms and Dads can play dress up, too.
By Kristen Chase
Unless you met your spouse at a Trekkie convention, chances are that trying to get you to dress up as something other than a tired overworked mother might be pretty tough. That doesn’t mean I’m not in support of role-playing and fantasy in...read more
Category: Columnists
Not Your Average Fairy Tale
The Ghosts of Halloweens Past
By Melissa Doak
Take One: Saadia in kindergarten. Only a few short and stormy months since she came to me. I was hanging on by a thread. My once-promising relationship with my fairly new girlfriend was on rocks… apparently it really killed the romance for her...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Porno for Parents.
By Kristen Chase
Aside from the recommended date nights that married parents are sick of hearing about, sex therapists seem to be jumping on the porn wagon. When in doubt, go watch porn. I don’t really have a problem with porn for the most part, and it can certainly...read more
Category: Columnists
Not Your Average Fairy Tale
A Coming Out Story
By Melissa Doak
“You know what Miss Feldman told us today,” said a conspiratorial voice from the back seat. “She’s gay... EWWWW!!!” At the outset I have to say I have changed the names here to protect the guilty. The girl who made this...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Little Squirts -- I'm not talking about your kids.
By Kristen Chase
I’m all for equal rights, particularly when it comes to the bedroom, but I must say I’m perfectly fine with my fairly uneventful orgasm. And by uneventful I’m not referring to boring or even quiet. I’m talking about clean. For...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
The Cone: Not Just for Soft Serve Anymore
By Kristen Chase
I’d like to think that parents don’t need kid-friendly sex toys. Just because I’m a mom doesn’t mean I need a dildo that moonlights as a teether. And while the idea of a vibrator that has a lullaby setting doesn’t sound like...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
The Cone: Not Just for Soft Serve Anymore
By Kristen Chase
I’d like to think that parents don’t need kid-friendly sex toys. Just because I’m a mom doesn’t mean I need a dildo that moonlights as a teether. And while the idea of a vibrator that has a lullaby setting doesn’t sound like...read more
Category: Lifestyle
Mama and More Mama
The only thing that matters is love and respect.
By Gabriel Constans
On a network show about gay parenting and during her fight in Florida over gay adoption, former talk show host, comedian and actress Rosie O’Donnell talked about her and her partner raising their adopted children. When she was asked how the youngest...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Love in an Elevator? Try Skipping the Bed for Once
By Kristen Chase
As a college student, the bed was the last place I thought about using for sexual purposes. It cradled my body after a few drunken escapades, but as far as the horizontal mambo, the bed equated old married people with kids. So I saw my fair share of interesting...read more
Category: Parenting
The Warp Speed Of Sexuality
Sometimes living in the age of sexuality is tiring.
By Lauri Kubuitsile
Sometimes living in the age of sexuality is tiring. Don’t get me wrong; I like sex despite the rumors that my husband may be spreading. There’s just so much of it around. We are swimming in it. And frankly, some of us are drowning. The ubiquitousness...read more
Category: Parenting
The Warp Speed Of Sexuality
Sometimes living in the age of sexuality is tiring.
By Lauri Kubuitsile
Sometimes living in the age of sexuality is tiring. Don’t get me wrong; I like sex despite the rumors that my husband may be spreading. There’s just so much of it around. We are swimming in it. And frankly, some of us are drowning. The ubiquitousness...read more
Category: Parenting
The Warp Speed Of Sexuality
Sometimes living in the age of sexuality is tiring.
By Lauri Kubuitsile
Sometimes living in the age of sexuality is tiring. Don’t get me wrong; I like sex despite the rumors that my husband may be spreading. There’s just so much of it around. We are swimming in it. And frankly, some of us are drowning. The ubiquitousness...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
What lies beneath.
By Kristen Chase
I’ve often wondered what goes on behind the bedroom doors in suburban America. Is the frustrated mom of two who drags her son out of the mall by his backpack a swinger by night? Does the clean cut mother of four who plants her flowers in obsessive...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
What lies beneath.
By Kristen Chase
I’ve often wondered what goes on behind the bedroom doors in suburban America. Is the frustrated mom of two who drags her son out of the mall by his backpack a swinger by night? Does the clean cut mother of four who plants her flowers in obsessive...read more
Category: Columnists
Mother Magnetism
Makeup and Sex -- Whatever Makes You Blush
By Kelly Reising
I have to say, my column this week is inspired by my friend Kristen of Mominatrix fame. This idea came to me while I was doing her radio show in Chicago at Blogher 07. We attempted to relate sex to beauty products, and all we came up with was a skincare...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
What happened to my husband's sex drive?
By Kristen Chase
Thanks to the hordes of whiny housewives who can’t stop bitching about how they have to fend off their husbands’ nightly sexual advances, the few women with spouses who’d rather sleep it off than beat it off are left wondering what the...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
What happened to my husband's sex drive?
By Kristen Chase
Thanks to the hordes of whiny housewives who can’t stop bitching about how they have to fend off their husbands’ nightly sexual advances, the few women with spouses who’d rather sleep it off than beat it off are left wondering what the...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
This dose of advice is to be taken orally.
By Kristen Chase
Ah, the blow job – it’s a housewife’s bargaining chip, a gay man’s mainstay, or a college student’s virginity saver. Call it what you want, but the blow job has served its purpose in society since before a penis was called...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
This dose of advice is to be taken orally.
By Kristen Chase
Ah, the blow job – it’s a housewife’s bargaining chip, a gay man’s mainstay, or a college student’s virginity saver. Call it what you want, but the blow job has served its purpose in society since before a penis was called...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Sex after childbirth.
By Kristen Chase
As if squeezing out a kid from our nether regions isn’t penance enough, we must suffer through our first few months as a mother with leaky boobs, a sore butthole, and the worst symptom of all, low sex drive. Our little eight pound load is finally...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Good girls have pubes.
By Kristen Chase
I remember the days when I could spend as long as I needed to create the perfect pubic coif. Nothing fancy, mind you, just fairly tamed and perfectly contained within the confines of the underpants. But now I have kids and I barely have time to wash...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Good girls have pubes.
By Kristen Chase
I remember the days when I could spend as long as I needed to create the perfect pubic coif. Nothing fancy, mind you, just fairly tamed and perfectly contained within the confines of the underpants. But now I have kids and I barely have time to wash...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Sex and the single mom.
By Kristen Chase
Even though we’ve got at least one person (baby, teenager, hell, even our husbands) attached to our hip, most moms would say that motherhood can be a very lonely existence. But when it comes down to it, most of us have a shoulder to cry on and someone...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Talk dirty to me.
By Kristen Chase
If the post-partum sex is still actually occurring in your household and is not a figment of your imagination or hasn't manifested into the form of an online porn addiction, then either you must have an incredibly sound sleeping child or you’re...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
The Taboo of Sex
By Kristen Chase
If you’ve got at least one little mini-me running around after you, it’s fairly obvious that you’re getting some. I liken it to wearing your heart on your sleeve; a pregnant belly practically screams sex. Everybody knows you’re...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Playing for the other team.
By Kristen Chase
I’m not quite sure why some men are surprised when after years of quick bangs, skid marks, and foreplay that involves bra snapping and ass scratching, women decide that what they really need is the comfort of another woman’s bosom. Going...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Mominatrix comes in a plain brown wrapper.
By Kristen Chase
I've read the complaints about the internet when it comes to opening up the sex world like a Pandora's box and truly, there's something to be said about the local porn addict having 24-hour access to way more than your typical old hard core group band...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Vortex Vibrations sucks -- in a good way.
By Kristen Chase
While I’d like to think there’s always room for sex toy talk over cheez-its and wine at your weekly playdate, chances are you never get past the boring weekly round up of bad poop explosions and breastfeeding blunders. Shopping for sexual...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
Vortex Vibrations sucks -- in a good way.
By Kristen Chase
While I’d like to think there’s always room for sex toy talk over cheez-its and wine at your weekly playdate, chances are you never get past the boring weekly round up of bad poop explosions and breastfeeding blunders. Shopping for sexual...read more
Category: Columnists
Mominatrix
A Woody With a Hoody Feels Very Goody
By Kristen Chase
Unless you studied a year abroad in Greece or are married to an old country Italian stallion, chances are you haven’t had the pleasure of a woody with a hoody. Other than a random meet and greet or a quick flip through a Robert Mapplethorpe book,...read more
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