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Category: Columnists
While Mom's @ Work
The Secret Life Of A Stay-At-Home Dad: Deadbeat, Invalid, And Lothario
By Chag Holland
"It always makes me happy to have both parents present at our open house," our daughter's kindergarten teacher told us last year. "We rarely see many dads at these functions." "Actually," my wife began, "you'll probably...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
Is Sarah Palin Willing to Fight for Women Everywhere?
By Dana Tuszke
With the 2008 Presidential Election creeping up on me, politics has been on my mind lately. More specifically, John McCain's running mate, Sarah Palin, has been the center of my attention. Who is this woman, this working mother of five, who appears to...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
Back to Life, Back to Reality
By Dana Tuszke
Summer is almost over. The days are getting shorter, the nights are getting darker and many parents are ready to get back to reality. Ready to send their kids back to the life of text books, loose leaf paper and sharpened pencils. I don't know if I'm...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
Work is a Four Letter Word. So is Jose.
By Dana Tuszke
If you've ever worked in a busy office, you know that phones are constantly ringing, fax machines are incessantly beeping and the click-clack of keyboard typing fills every moment of potential silence. It's enough to drive a person to drink (after work...read more
Category: Columnists
The View From Here
MapQuest My Life, Please!
By Amy Nathan
When my daughter started kindergarten eight years ago, I spent three weeks looking at the clock. What was I supposed to do with two kids in school full-time? My son was in third grade, so long days apart were nothing new for us – but with both kids...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
Money (That's What I Want)
By Dana Tuszke
Last week my neighbor, Shelly, and I were discussing employment and the topic of wages came up.  Shelly is an Advertising Sales Representative for a local radio station with an exceptional sales portfolio.  For the last five years she has exceeded...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
They Say That Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
By Dana Tuszke
Just after I lost my job, one of my closest friends took it upon herself to call me anytime a position became available at the company she works for. Since I have a background with insurance sales, and my friend works for an insurance company as a claims...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
Job Seek and You Shall Not Find
By Dana Tuszke
Today marks the two month "anniversary" of losing my job. I'm not celebrating unemployment, although it's wonderful that I'm no longer in the worrying stages of this unfortunate situation. In the last two months I've submitted countless resumes...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
All Fired Up.
By Dana Tuszke
No sooner than I discussed my frustrations with my job, the company I worked for decided they could no longer keep up with the competition in the Audiology/Hearing Instrument Sales Industry, and axed my position to stop their "financial bleed"...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
All is Fair in Love and Work?
By Dana Tuszke
It's Valentine's Day, the holiday in which lover's express their love for each other (according to Wikipedia), typically with flowers, chocolate and romantic dinners at fancy restaurants, not always in that order of course. But for those who aren't...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
Under the Weather, Under the Gun
By Dana Tuszke
Two weeks ago my son, Dawson, came down with a terrible cold. He was whiny. He wouldn't eat. He was barely able to swallow a few tablespoons of Pedialyte. He was miserable, and I was getting there. Because my husband is the primary bread winner of our...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
To Buy or Not to Buy, Online
By Dana Tuszke
We're halfway to Christmas, and I haven't done any shopping. Okay, wait.  Let me be more specific. I have purchased a few gifts for my son and my husband, but I bought them both online. I didn't have to leave the comfort of my home, or my office...read more
Category: Lifestyle
Red, Green and Yellowing
Pretty (reused) paper, pretty (reused) ribbons of blue...
By Christina Deanne
When I was in sixth grade, my mom decided that we should recycle Christmas wrapping. Before you say what a great environmentalist she was, my mother recycled wrapping paper only because she didn't want to buy any. I had to hand wash aluminum foil until...read more
Category: Lifestyle
'Tis the Season
To receive the title, families must win the holiday trifecta.
By Kelly Miller
The children are so proud of themselves. We all stand around, enjoying this holiday moment. They have worked so hard, and are proud and pleased at what they have accomplished. We look on in awe; the lights are wrapped in a festive ring, not too tight,...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
A Stigmatism
By Dana Tuszke
When my son was a little over a year old my family and friends began asking when I thought I'd have another baby. I always tried to avoid the question and often gave vague answers. "Someday," I'd say. It bothered me that people were discussing...read more
Category: Columnists
Growing Pains
The Autumn Wife
By Elizabeth Thompson
I lowered my window, breathed in the brisk autumn air and enjoyed the fact that I was sitting on the passenger side of our minivan, for once. I listened to my children happily trying to out-talk each other, behind me, and I leaned my head a little to...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
Momstumes
By Dana Tuszke
With Halloween just around the corner, I got to thinking about costumes. Dawson is dressing up as a UPS man and he anxiously awaits carrying his bright orange pumpkin bucket so he can ring our neighbors' doorbells and exclaim, "Trick or treeeaaat!"...read more
Category: Columnists
Home/Office
Separation Anxiety
By Dana Tuszke
The most difficult part of motherhood for me was never a crying baby, middle-of-the-night nursing, diaper changes, toddler temper tantrums, or even potty training (though I admit, getting a three-year-old to use the toilet isn't a task I'm completing...read more
Category: Lifestyle
Exploding Rats
KABOOM!
By Felice Prager
Two days ago, my seventeen-year-old son, who lives in a state of bedroom chaos and confusion, decided, on his own, without prodding from me, to clean his room. Jeff started by taking the doors off his sliding-door closet so he could move more freely around...read more
Category: Politics/Society
A Socially Irresponsible Stroll Through My Neighborhood
Sometimes convenience trumps political correctness.
By Robin Dutton-Cookston
By the time you finish reading this essay, you will think I am a depraved, cold-hearted, unfeeling subhuman. Someone on the level of Monty Burns, J.R. Ewing or Dick Cheney. In other words, some of the things I am about to reveal will possibly offend you. But...read more
Category: Lifestyle
Hey! It's Dinner AND a Show!
Entertainment in the dining room.
By Angie Weatherly
The husband and I don't get out much. Who in their right mind would volunteer to watch four kids? And God knows we're too cheap to hire a sitter. We've pretty much surmised we'll not have another grown-up outing until we're wearing Depends. At least it's...read more
Category: Politics/Society
My Many Hats
The life of a stay at home working mom.
By Christina Barber
A friend once asked, "How can you do that? How can you be a stay at home mom, get all of that writing done and not go crazy?" My reply was simple. "I don’t. I just go crazy in a different way." I had been a stay at home mom...read more
Category: Parenting
Baby Preschool
A new kind of homeschooling.
By Beth Hering
He needs an art project for school, and he needs one now. How about fish? I cut two out of construction paper and draw in eyes and scales. I think they will do, so I scramble to put them in his backpack. Lest you think I am one of those parents who does...read more
Category: Lifestyle
TP Proclamation
The transition period starts tomorrow.
By Karen Batka
Dear Family, Do not be alarmed if you are sitting on the toilet and have found this post-it note in place of the usual roll of toilet paper. The reason for this change of procedure is the result of great strides in my therapy. It is imperative for me...read more
Category: Lifestyle
What's for Dinner?
There's a balance somewhere between well-seasoned filet mignon and frozen TV dinners.
By Nicole Jacques
“Hey little guy, what’s for dinner?” My eight-year-old son is ensconced inside a fence of couch cushions on the living room floor. Miniature monsters are ascending the cotton-stuffed barriers and then skydiving into the fortress. My...read more
Category: Lifestyle
Going Domestic
I need a chef and a maid.
By Karen B. Schwartz
"I'm working on spreadsheets; you just have to wash some pots." This from my husband, Ryan, after I asked him why he no longer did his share of the chores around the house. What set us off was my request, put ever so gently, to please wash...read more
Category: Lifestyle
Tales of Addiction
Do NOT mess with Mom until she's had her fix.
By Amy Hood
It started innocently enough. One half-cup of coffee on Sunday mornings, mixed with hot milk. A once-a-week treat, since I was still nursing. I had gone caffeine free while I tried to get pregnant (seven months), throughout the pregnancy, and for a good...read more
Category: Lifestyle
Mommy Slings Drinks
What can I get you?
By Hope Gatto
I am a mom who slings booze the color of apple juice, topping drinks off with multi-colored straws. I haul cases of Coors Lite on each hip in much the same manner that I carried my kids when they were toddlers. I wash the sippy cups of grown-ups and scold...read more
Category: Parenting
The Bathroom Baby Saga
A different kind of home birth.
By Michelle Foreman Kauthen
I was 7 months pregnant that April, according to my new OB/GYN who did not speak very good English. My husband had left very early for work, so I was home with our three kids, all ages 5 and under, and my brother-in-law who was there to paint for us. I...read more
Category: Lifestyle
Where Oh Where Can It Be?
Where oh where has that permission slip gone?
By Rita Fiorentino
I spend 30% of my time searching for some irreplaceable, invaluable piece of paper. I haven't timed it, but it seems about right. Permission slips. Book tracking slips. Camp forms. Directions to doctor's offices. Invitations to birthday parties. Sunday...read more
Category: Lifestyle
Constant Vigilance!
One mom’s struggle to keep a clean house.
By Slon Nelson-Bentley
"Constant Vigilance!" is a phrase uttered over and over again by Mad-Eye Moody in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Of course he was crazy, and not quite what he seemed to be, but lately, his catch phrase has become my personal mantra. My...read more

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