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What's the Matter With Mommy?

Please don't call child protection services.

By Kelley Cunningham

My 4 kids spent a lot of time in the e.r. In Queens, N.Y. Stitches everywhere. Leaping, jumping, falling, etc. I couldn't have had the energy to inflict all the injuries on them that they had. Once in a while I smacked a few behinds, but mostly I was too exhausted to raise my pinky. They were high spirits and became gymnasts, hunters, ice skaters, etc. One of them is sedentary. He's the one who hardly ever hurt himself. They are getting close to 50 and are all in one piece. I don't know how I lived through it.

Posted by: Nadine Gallo | Sep 22, 2006 21:08

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