Wow; I'm just going to have to be grateful for my quick-orgasming nature. I think 5 minutes is quite a lengthy solo session for me when accompanied by battery-operated assistance. If I'm in desperate need of a tension release, then I can get it done in under a minute. This also works similarly when someone else is doing the work, too...I'd make a terrible lover if I was male;>
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