OMG you had me rolling on the floor with laughter. I haven't heard about starfish being seastars now either. This is getting ridiculous, you said it right!!
THIS IS HILARIOUS! And I see you have a book with your columns. I need to buy that! Wish you still lived in NYC as it would be fun to get together. Just don't see a trip to your town in the near future.
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