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This dose of advice is to be taken orally.

By Kristen Chase

Hey, I'm all for that. Now, I just need a detailed instruction manual on how the heck you do it!!

I can say (with only mild blushing) that I absolutely suck at giving head! (No pun intended.) I gave up practicing after 2 years of marriage...

You need a follow up on this post on how to do it well!

Posted by: Tiger | Mar 16, 2007 10:52

I can honestly say that there is no such thing as a bad blow job. Quit worrying over the 'how' and focus on the 'do'.

Or, as Yoda says, "Do, or do not - there is no try".

Posted by: BSN | Mar 16, 2007 16:23

Don't listen to BSN's lies. After 11 years of them, I can most certainly say that there is such a thing as a bad BJ.

Posted by: Heaven is a Truck | Mar 19, 2007 08:44

What a GREAT column!!! YEY! It's about damn time I could wear my lingerie while blogging ;-)

Posted by: Chris | Mar 22, 2007 15:23

Interesting topic, although I have to disagree about giving BJs being at best okay, at worst a chore. I just love everything about doing them, the way he moans with appreciation, something about just sucking his cock, I don't know, just gets me off. I guess I am just lucky that I am so into it, although I know some women are not.

Posted by: emma | Apr 04, 2007 10:25

The input I've gotten from men is that it's about the eagerness as much as the technique, although it's unanimous that teeth need to stay out of the way and be applied VERY judiciously, if at all. Try Ian Kerner's book, He Comes Next (and She Comes First is awesome! My husband gained iconic status after reading it *purr*).

Posted by: Lieren | Oct 06, 2007 14:09

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