Oh God... I just spat coffee all over my keyboard. I was laughing through the whole thing, but your son's final line? Classic.
Thanks for the look ahead. My daughter isn't up to rummaging through my drawers yet, but I think I'll put a lockbox on my shopping list right now while I'm thinking of it!
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