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1. Sarah Pearson
May 05, 2006 09:38
That write up was hilarious. I can totally relate. Kristen has such a way with words!!! Way to go!2. JChase
May 05, 2006 10:09
THAT was BRILLIANT!Oh, and funny too. :)
3. mom-101
May 05, 2006 13:17
What do you mean "training us" to be spies? You think some of us aren't already grads? We just don't talk about it because, you know, Robert Novak is close on our tails.4. katbliss
May 05, 2006 13:28
I knew there was some secret behind the mayhem. Now I know, I'm destined to be in the next mission impossible...5. amber
May 05, 2006 13:34
Totally funny stuff! Thanks for the laugh.:)
6. Her Bad Mother
May 06, 2006 12:49
I read this yesterday, but couldn't comment because I was unexpectedly called away on a Top Secret Mission involving fecal matter and diaper-wipe shortage.Don't ask.
As a brand new Secret Agent Mom, I want to know: when do I get my trench? And, is it poo-proof?
7. Jodes
May 08, 2006 10:57
THAT WAS awesome!!!! You go girl, glad I checked your blog and found this.8. Robin Matteri Hall
May 11, 2006 23:03
I don't know about you...but it will be a cold day in hell before I get my fat ass into a tight black suit.I do believe that you are correct-brilliant in your discovery. (I am surprised you haven't been knocked off by the government yet.)
All I can say is, "Can you super-size that black suit and can I find it at Lane Bryant."
Good Day!
9. JR
Jun 17, 2006 14:18
This is exactly what I thought of when someone in the media said that not letting a 'prisoner' sleep for THREE DAYS was 'torture'.I laughted my ass off. Three days? Try SIX FREAKING YEARS. I could do three days with a smile on my face. Hell, add a continuous loop of Barney songs to the mix. Eating only the lint covered mints at the bottom of my purse. Walk in the park.
Baby number one, they might have broken me. Number two with reflux? That completed my training.
Bring it on.
10. Heather Summerville
Sep 13, 2006 21:31
LOVE IT!!! Finally, the truth comes out! I was laughing so hard that I was crying... or maybe I was just crying...Either way, I love the way you speak for all mothers!
Keep up the good work!
Heather Summerville
PS I too breastfed... ouch...
11. Allsion
Sep 27, 2006 19:09
LLLLLOOOOVEED It! Too funny! You finally put into print what every mother in the world has been thinking! I knew there had to be a reason for all we're put through!!!!!12. natalie
Dec 06, 2006 17:12
i have always wanted to be a spy - thank goodness all this hard work is going to pay off:)13. Wendy Tatum
Apr 29, 2008 19:56
I guess that's how I found the agility to leap from car hood to car hood until I returned to the front of the carpool line to give my kid the math sheet she left in the car.14. May Spartans
May 05, 2008 16:57
Well, to tell you first that there are baby sitters out there but a good mom will keep their kids beside them. second my mom is like you, she can sneak thing into her mouth without me or any one knowing it, same for me.15. Alesha
Jun 23, 2008 20:00
I think you are on to something! You reminded me of when I was in labor and they were getting ready to give me the epidural and warning me that it would hurt,HA! I said "Bring it on, anything to get my mind of the pain of labor" They could have cut of my arm and I wouldn't have noticed(back labor)16. cin
Nov 08, 2008 19:55
OMG! I am not under appreciated and taken advantage of! I am a bad ass! THANK YOU! BLESS YOU for pointing that out to me!