Category Archives: Love & Marriage

Dear Trey

Posted on in Love & Marriage | 0 comments

A few months ago, my husband Trey and I celebrated our third wedding anniversary. I know that doesn’t sound like such hot shit to a lot of you, but for someone who never imagined herself married at all (or at least not to someone who wasn’t a billionaire octogenarian), it’s a big fucking deal. So […]

Be Careful What You Wish For…

Posted on in Dads and Fatherhood, Love & Marriage | 0 comments

I feel badly for women who complain to me about their husbands that don’t get up when the children wake in the middle of the night. My husband is really good about that. Here is an example: Setting: Wee hours of the morning. Our Son, Tommy is screaming crying, my husband, Bruce, and the dog […]

How to Get Laid

Posted on in Love & Marriage | 1 comment

There was a time when I fantasized about my husband coming home, grabbing me lustfully, throwing me on the bed (or the table or the kitchen counter) and making wild, monkey love to me. This is not one of those times. Men listen up. If you want to get laid there are a few things […]

Finding True Romance

Posted on in Love & Marriage | 0 comments

I was driving in my car, listening to the radio, when a local radio station announced that it had been polling the audience all day asking them to vote for the #1 Romantic Movie of All Time. And then it proudly announced that the winner of the poll was none other then…drumroll please…GHOST. At first, […]