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WTF?! Toy Roundup

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This special edition of WTF?! Toy Roundup features actual items Santa left under our tree last month. That prick has one twisted sense of humor. Gooey Louie Gameby Pressman Toy — $12.99 You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but unfortunately you can’t pick the gifts grandma buys for little Timmy. Pull […]

The New OSHA Guidelines

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UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF LABOR OCCUPATIONAL HEALTH AND SAFETY ADMINISTRATION (OSHA) FROM: OSHA RE: STRATEGIC PARTNERSHIP FOR WORKER SAFETY AND HEALTH GUIDELINES FOR DRIVERS OF FAMILY VEHICLES OSHA has identified drivers of minivans as a new at-risk group for injury. At the urging of the White House and the auto insurance industry, a team of […]

WTF?! Toy Roundup

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What Would Lizzie Do? Gameby Milton Bradley — $14.99 Sure, we’ve heard of “What Would Jesus Do?”, and the myriad of products it has inspired, but forget WWJD — we want to know what would Lizzie do? This game let’s you try to guess the solutions to sticky situations that would most accurately match what […]

WTF?! Toy Roundup

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Design Your Own Basketball Kitby Design Your Own — $19.99 From the geniuses who brought you the Design Your Own Football and Soccer Ball comes the Design Your Own Basketball Kit. According to the box, “this kit combines sports and crafts in a most innovative way”. Finally! My son was asking me the other day, […]

Beautiful People Make Better Mothers

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Elizabeth Hurley lost her baby weight faster than YOU did. Look! Pamela Anderson can give birth and blow her husband at the same time! Cindy Crawford looked better pushing her baby out than you looked at your wedding! Sarah Jessica Parker walked out of the maternity ward wearing Manolo Blahniks! Listen up, People, Us, paparazzi […]