Category Archives: Open Letters

Humiliating Interview: Stay at Home Mom Applies for Job

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Dear Executive Recruiter at the Hospital Where I Applied for a Position: I know you mean well. Really, I do. I know that you probably have a protocol tucked away in some drawer that dictates how you proceed with the interview process. I also know that, based on those cute plastic frames on your desk […]

An open letter from Blue Ivy Carter to her parents

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Dear Mom and Dad, Now that we have had some time to settle in and I have gotten to know you, I wanted to write you a letter to say thank you for a few things. First of all, I wanted to give you a huge THANK YOU for shelling out for the extra cash […]

An open letter to the J.M. Smucker Company, maker of Uncrustables

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April 1, 2005 Executive Offices The J.M. Smucker Company Strawberry Lane Orrville, OH 44667-0280 RE: Uncrustables Dear Sir/Madam: I want to commend you on your genius of creating the UNCRUSTABLES “crustless” peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. (the grape is the best!) You have removed a major irritant around the house, what with the kids insistence […]

A letter to Kimberly-Clark, maker of Huggies diapers

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March 1, 2005 Executive Offices Kimberly-Clark Corporation Dept. INT P.O. Box 2020 Neenah, WI 54957-2020 RE: Huggies Dear Sir or Madam: I recently had the chance to see the DVD of the Farrelly Brothers comedy STUCK ON YOU (not so great a movie, but it gave me an idea, so hey) where two Siamese twins […]