Author Archives: Zelda Gorman


Zelda Gorman

Zelda Gorman is an imperfect parent/freelance writer based in Morris County, NJ.

Stop the Sport Snack Insanity

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The conversation between the softball coach and the parent went like this… Parent: Could I please have copies of the team roster and snack schedule? Coach: Here’s the roster. We don’t do snack. Parent: Oh, you didn’t print the snack schedule? Coach: No, we don’t do snack. Parent: No, I mean the snack, the snack […]