Author Archives: Heidi Campbell


Heidi Campbell

Heidi Campbell is a sleep-deprived, neurotic, 37-year-old mother of five who frequently regrets her fertility. Her hobbies include laundry, refereeing and hiding from her children. Heidi is experienced in the art of nose-wiping and enjoys most projects that involve glitter.

Children Are like Monkeys: They Both Fling Poop

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Monkey and kids are a lot alike: They both like to fling poop.

I am thirty-six and my husband, Greg, is forty. We have been married for over a decade, and love each other madly. We decided when we got married that, although a monkey would be a really fun pet to have, children would be easier to take care of. We felt that monkeys would be too […]