Author Archives: Karen Batka


Karen Batka

Karen Batka is a freelance writer living San Francisco. Her beloved family has promised full compliance with her decree.

Dear Family: Empty Toilet Paper Rolls Will No Longer Be Tolerated

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Dear Family, Do not be alarmed if you are sitting on the toilet and have found this post-it note in place of the usual roll of toilet paper. The reason for this change of procedure is the result of great strides in my therapy. It is imperative for me to establish clear boundaries and set […]