Some say, they have had days where they have felt their life had entered "The Twilight Zone", but for me, I would rather liken the day to an episode of television's "Fear Factor". A reality show that pits people against each other, in a variety of adrenalin fed tasks; tasks that test their endurance, strength, agility, speed, and stomach. My days are, more often than not, less than ordinary. What can I say -- I am a mom of three, two teens and a kindergartener. The events of the day, which I will be describing, really did happen. No stunt people stepped in while the events unfolded, just a real day, in my real life.
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