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Having two children less than two years apart teaches a person a lot about parenting.
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With friends like these ...
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Toy xylophone recalled for lead
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You know how good it feels to let out a resounding @#%$! Why should little Junior or Janie go without such relief? Swearing is fun, and it's good for you! Health benefits include increased circulation, elevated endorphins, and an overall sense of well being.

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